The Years I Ran a Resort

New article next door [Chinese director, interstellar celebrity] Please collect it＾3＾ After his rebirth, Xie Jingyun, who had always wanted to retire, finally realized his wish. As a result, a holiday park appeared on the desolate little planet, which included an ecological park for leisure and entertainment and a Chinese-style horror park. People in the interstellar world, which was seriously polluted due to the Zerg invasion, didn't believe it. ——It must be fake, hologram! Until they saw during a live broadcast—— A young man sitting alone in the middle of the lake leisurely swung his hook and caught a big fish. In the dazzling orchard, young people carrying baskets returned home with a full load. There are also super-fast-growing vegetable factories and poultry animals all over the mountains and plains... While the director is eating fish, the audience is nibbling nutrients. While the director was eating fruit, the audience was nibbling nutritional supplements. The director is... The audience throws away the nutritional supplements with a sigh and lifts the table. Isn't that a holiday park? You should open the door! —— The resort is on track, and a rumor is quietly spreading. Vacationing can awaken your spiritual power, and pollution is no longer a problem. Everyone laughed at him, thinking that the director was crazy for money. Faced with doubts, the young principal squinted lazily. Soon, a horror paradise rose from the ground. Xie Jingyun: Do you dare to take the challenge? Interstellar people who have never been severely beaten have nothing to fear! Later—— The tourists, holding their awakened spiritual bodies, were blocked in a corner by the staff of the haunted house, crying and howling. Everyone: Is it too late to apologize to the director now? QAQ. —— After the resort became famous among the stars, in an interview, some thorny people shared their vacation routine—— Picking cherries... The cherries are so fried that their faces bloom! Go fishing... The fish are on par with them in tug of war! Even if you are walking on the road, you will be chased by a big white goose for thousands of miles! They went to protest against the beautiful principal... But they were beaten until they couldn't take care of themselves! Intention: Cherish the good life.