Everyone knew that He Jinyao was everything to Chu Ming, but He Jinyao didn't know that if He Jinyao was a timid mouse, then Chu Ming was a lazy cat.
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He Jinyao: "Brother, what if I fall in love?"
Chu Ming: "Break his legs."
He Jinyao: "What if it's Brother He?"
Chu Ming: "Bring your ID card."