[Journey to the West] the Monster Was Captured by the Master

Tang Monk didn't understand. How could a holy monk like him, who was fair, lovely, thin-skinned and tender, smell delicious when he took a bite of it, and could be stewed, boiled, fried or pan-fried, and could be healthy and immortal after eating it? Why didn't monsters like to eat it? Monster 1 (panicked): No, no, no - no, come on, I'm going to scream!! Monster 2 (covering his mouth and crying): I don't want to eat, don't force me. If you push me again, I will commit suicide in front of you. Monster 3: Ahhhhh! ! (Alas, another one is crazy) Other monsters: Really, don't ask us why, wuwuwu... #Saint Monk is troubled by the fact that he is not popular with monsters# #Please, eat me# ps: 1. Imaginative writing, divine unfolding, sand sculpture style, stupid author acts cute every day. 2. The holy monk is attacking, attacking, attacking. 3. Click on the author column and you can get an author. I am lucky enough to have your author collection =w= *******New article next door "[Journey to the West] Master" (main attack)**** Copywriting: At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Wukong encountered the biggest mistake in his life. He thought that the cheap master who rescued him was a stupid ordinary monk who could be teased and bullied whenever he wanted. So, after being his silly apprentice for a while—— "Silly monk, I lied to you, I am no longer your disciple, hahaha!" Then, he encountered brutal repression. "Silly monkey, I lied to you too. If you want to leave after becoming my apprentice, it's too late." A teacher is someone who preaches, learns, and resolves doubts. Bodhi taught him to become an immortal, but did not teach him how to enter the world. He knew nothing about the world, entered the world impulsively, followed his own desires, and was lawless, and finally turned himself into a prisoner of Tathagata. Later, the monk taught him all this. He called him master and worshiped him devoutly in his heart. It is you who make me know good and evil. It's you who make me understand. It was you who made me fall in love for the first time and make the world fall apart. "The author rolls the ball around, collects the ball, and loves it" Purpose: To praise the spirit of classical mythological characters in slaying demons, punishing evil and promoting good.