Lin Jun is a pure man, but one day he woke up with two pounds of fat on his chest.
Master Zupu pointed to the handsome face of Zhou Ran, a front-line traffic and future quasi-movie king, and said to Lin Jun: "Chase him."
Lin Jun: "I don't." When I woke up the next day, the C cup on my chest turned into a D cup.
Lord Zupu pointed at Zhou Ran, "Should we pursue him or not?"
Lin Jun: "I would rather die than surrender." Then the sexy leg hair disappeared.
Lord Zupu: "In this case, I won't force you. There is nothing wrong with becoming a girl. It can also make brothers feel better."
Lin Jun looked down and saw that Xiao Junjun was getting smaller and smaller.
Lin Jun: "No, I choose to meet men, men on men..."
When the big star Zhou Ran was in high school, he was a short winter melon. He had a crush on a bad boy who skipped school and got into fights. Later, he was beaten by the bad boy.
Many years later, classmates met again, and the boy ran up to him to show his courtesy.
"Brother Ran, drink water."
"Brother Ran, I'll pick you up if it rains."
"Brother Ran, if there's something wrong with me, I'll change it immediately."
"Brother Ran, do you want to eat first, or me first?" Eat you.
***Miscellaneous Shou VS Scheming Dog Attack***
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"Fuck!" Xu Fei gestured his middle finger to the face of the handsome boy in No. 1 Middle School, and his face was pressed against a tree. He was also forced to wash his clothes and underwear, and had to supervise his eating and toilet use.
Xu Fei also discovered that he was dating his fiancée.
Xu Fei: "Fuck, there's something wrong with you, right? You don't know that Han Yaya is my fiancée?"
Jiang Chen: "I know, but I heard that she has three relationships in a month. You might as well get along with me."
Xu Fei: "Fuck, I'm following you, idiot."
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When Jiang Chen met Xu Fei for the first time, he had dazzling red hair and was very popular among girls. He even gave him a middle finger.
Jiang Chen thought, this is a fool.
"Here, let me show you how good your shooting skills are." Jiang Chen patted Xu Fei's butt. Xu Fei thought he was talking about PUBG and ran to turn on the computer, but Jiang Chen pulled him back by the waist and took off his pants.
"I'll beat you up, uncle." Xu Fei punched him with his backhand.
"Don't want to?" Jiang Chen pressed him down and took off his pants, "Then let me show you my brother's shooting skills."
[The slutty and coquettish fool is attacked by the insidious, cunning, despicable and shameless devil]
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