Limited to 500 words. One day, the emperor Li Heng and the prince poked ant holes under the big tree in front of the imperial study.
Li Heng: Zhen'er! Do you like your father or your mother?
Li Zhen: I like my mother!
Li Heng: No
Li Zhen: Why?
Li Heng: Because your mother is mine.
Li Zhen: But I don't like my father!
Li Heng: Why?
Li Zhen: Because Taifu Yang said that my father was very useless when he was young, and he was often beaten by his mother until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen!
Li Heng had a dark look on his face!
Li Zhen: Taifu Yang also said that my father was very lustful when he was young and liked to peek at other people's wives!
Li Heng: He is talking nonsense, he is more lustful than his father!
Li Zhen: Is there any evidence?
Li Heng: He even kidnapped nuns to be his wives, think about it! Daughters-in-law from other families can be married, but nuns cannot. He even dares to marry a nun! Isn't he very lustful!
Li Zhen: My father and Taifu Yang are both very lustful!
Li Heng's face was full of black lines: What else did you, Mr. Yang, say?
Li Zhen: Mrs. Yang also said that the queen mother is very, very powerful!
Li Heng: He finally said something humane!
Li Zhen: Taifu Yang said, as soon as the queen mother glanced at her, the father was so angry that he didn't even dare to say a word!
Li Heng: He's talking nonsense!
Li Zhen: Taifu Yang said that the queen mother could crush her father's bones with one hand!
Li Heng laughed and said: I crushed his walnut! How could your mother be willing to pinch me!