Congratulations to Lazyzong on Becoming a Father [Zerg]

Come and collect the follow-up article "The boss is plotting evil against me" ■Copywriting: Sugar is the most bizarre male insect in the history of the Hui Yao Empire. There is only a male insect body, but no male insect heart. I want to sleep anytime and anywhere, my biggest dream is to be a salted fish In order to be lazy, he tried his best to quit the military, but unexpectedly he was thrown into the military academy by his grandfather. ====== "Combat Professional" runs at 6 a. M. And has seven classes every day, including fighting, shooting, and physical training... Sugar: I'm majoring in military history! "Male Insect Obligation" receives new students, provides course assistants, performs services, volunteers, attends tea parties, and goes on regular blind dates... Sugar: Sorry, from today on I am a female insect ====== He thought that by pretending to be a female, he could sleep around and live out his dream. As a result, he accidentally sneaked into the college idol's room and accidentally looked at his insect pattern. Sugar: It's over, it's over, my roommate looks like a ruthless military woman. If she finds out that she is fake... Various indescribable scenes came to mind. He shook his head desperately and covered his vest, vowing to keep the secret! A few days passed—— Sugar sighed while eating his lunch: Good roommates are so delicious! Victor thought he fell in love with a petite and cute female insect, until he accidentally discovered the truth A few months passed—— Victor: (Condescending) What are you hiding from? Huge: (closes eyes and shrinks into a ball) sleepy Zzz Victor: (touching belly) But I have eggs Sugar: (Immediately spread out) Then, come on 0///0 ——— A male who is lazy and fearful of trouble x a female who looks cold but is actually careful ■Pre-collection of the next article "The boss is plotting evil against me": Qin Shen, the world's top player The battlefield is full of joy, playing with all the heroes If the prize pool is not the bottom, even if you chop off all your limbs, you won't be able to win. In order to get the out-of-print skin, he went out of his way to push the owner to the wall and said affectionately: "Sell me the skin." The other party didn't even frown and pushed him against the opposite wall with his backhand, showing a cold and evil smile: "Okay." Before he finished speaking, the cleaning lady's mop and the secretary's documents fell to the ground. News that the president was addicted to a male anchor spread throughout the company instantly Only then did Qin Shen realize that the person he was talking to was Xiao Chen, a well-known domineering president in the live broadcast circle. A few drops of cold sweat broke out, and I sang a cool song to myself Qin's skin was broken and his legs were broken, and he thought he would be punished, but... In the first week, the boss personally helped him open the window for ventilation Qin Shen: There's something wrong with the way he looks at me In the second week, Boss Ba took him to the gym and gave him a diamond card. Qin Shen: He won't have any plans for me... In the third week, Boss Ba stewed Shiquan Dabu Soup with his own hands Qin Shen: He really has plans for me! Secretary: The president had a cold last week, his whole body was sore last week, and his voice is hoarse this week. Alas... It's all unspeakable. The rumors intensified, but Xiao Chen turned a deaf ear to them. He continued to click on the hidden file "Eighteen Tips to Prevent Colds" and started thinking reversely: How can Qin Shen catch a cold next week? ■Reading tips: #malebuggong, his stature is not as tall as that of the female bug #The ratio of males to females is 2:1, there is a gap but not big, male insects are not rare animals #Gongfearing trouble does not mean lack of strength, laziness in the early stage, serious rise in the mid-term #Also known as "There is only one good roommate between me and Xianyu!" Recommended comic strips by gay friends: "The Boss's Canary Wants a Divorce Every Day" (Leader) Jiang Zhu Introduction: From a ruthless boss to a maniac who dotes on his wife "The Days I Was Forced to Become a Heartthrob" (Main Attack) Xing Zhichu Introduction: My partner drove away dozens of big guys who were pursuing me. "The boss's gummy bears are perfect" (lead by) Zheng Xizhou Introduction: Today's owner also has sweet candy to protect him. "Into the Sheath" (The Lord Receives) The Mountain of Other Mountains Introduction: He is his final destination as a sheath Purpose: Sometimes, change only needs an opportunity and then work hard for it