The Whole World Has Become Transgender

Copywriting of this article: As soon as she woke up, Cang Xia changed her gender. Not male or female, but neither male nor female. Not only girls have become unfeminine, but boys have also become unmale. She was so frightened that she had to hold in her urine all morning. She couldn't hold it in anymore and went to the public bathroom in the dormitory building. Then she discovered that a row of standing urinals had been added to the women's bathroom overnight. Not only that, she also saw several girls who usually played well standing and peeing inside. When they saw her coming in, they greeted her quite naturally. "Good morning, Sister Cang, come over and pee together." "Just, just stand like this?" Cang Xia was stunned. "If you don't stand up to pee, do you still have to squat like a man?" "..." My mom. When she heard that her straight cancerous ex-boyfriend who had just broken up with her had passed out in the infirmary due to menstrual cramps, she quickly went to pay a sincere visit with a bouquet of flowers. Cang Xia: "Hahahahaha I wish you happiness every month and every year!" Wei was extremely angry: "If we break up, I will pay you back all the money I spent on you!" The next day, Cang Xia sent three huge boxes of sanitary napkins worth 3,000 yuan to Wei, a straight man with cancer, and won Wei the title of "Sanitary Napkin Brother". Wei: "..." I was so angry that my blood collapsed. To sum it up, it is a story about how after the whole world changed gender overnight, she changed places with men and continued to fall in love. PS. Don't change the male lead. There are boys, yes, you read that right, they are indeed boys in romance novels. ———— Bottom line: I didn't listen to my future husband's warning not to date him in the past, so we divorced in the future. Lu Xi was scolded by her boss before New Year's Eve and cried all day. On her way home from overtime at night, she picked up a diary. She wrote a letter to her future husband in this diary. I complained a lot about my misfortunes, mainly scolding my boss Cong Yue. After scolding me, I said: Husband, I really want to know your name, so that I can call you by your name when I have a dream. When she woke up the next day, in her diary, a line of words appeared out of thin air under the diary letter she wrote. It says: My name is Cong Yue. Lu Xi: "He... Tui! There is no way in my life that I will be with a vicious and mean-mouthed dog like Cong Yue. Haha." The next second, another line appeared out of thin air in the diary: But in the future, we will be divorced. * Future Cong Yue: "Although I know that I am handsome, rich, powerful and clean, and there are thousands of women queuing up to be my girlfriend, I advise you not to like me in the past, because even if you did, I would not like you. Even if I like you, we will not get married. Even if we get married, we will divorce in the future, and I will not remarry you." Lu Xi: "... This is really the funniest joke I've ever heard in the world." Future Cong Yue: "I'll tell you a funnier story. You were the one chasing me back then." Lu Xi chuckled: "Stop dreaming, wake up!" P. S. 1. Neither the male nor female protagonist is perfect, and then the male protagonist is impotent (? It will get better, it will get better!). 2. This article fully implements the "Law of True Fragrance". In the early stage, the sworn enemies despise each other, and in the later stage, they pursue their wives in the crematorium. 3. A Cinderella Prince fairy tale without Goldfinger. Also known as "Future Husband, Online Q&A" Intention: