There are three hundred and sixty-five days in a year, twelve months; thirty days in a month, twenty-four hours in a day, sixty minutes in one hour, and sixty seconds in one minute! How long is four years? A long time and a short time is just forty-eight months, one thousand four hundred and forty days, thirty-four thousand five hundred and sixty hours, one million three hundred and thirty-six thousand eight hundred minutes, and three thousand one hundred and one hundred and four thousand seconds! What about four years, one month and twenty-two days? Forty-nine months and twenty-two days, one thousand five hundred and twelve days, thirty-six thousand two hundred and eighty-eight hours, two hundred and seventy-seven thousand two hundred and eighty minutes, and one hundred and thirty-six hundred and thirty-six thousand eight hundred seconds! And after two hours and twenty-four minutes between you and me, it will be exactly four years, one month and twenty-two days! Hello, my dear little pig McDull!