The considerate, venomous, conceited, scumbag CEO Fu VS the teasing, shameless, cowardly young reporter, Sha Giao Wen
The cheating aunt actually wants to introduce her to a rich and handsome overseas returnee who specializes in artificial intelligence and big data as a blind date?
That fat-headed, big-eared upstart with eyes that reach the top of his head, who can eat and blow, is indeed in line with the aunt's usual style.
What?
Wrong?
Do you think that the handsome man with a charming smile on his face is her blind date?
Lai Wanzhou looked up at the handsome blind date with joy and starry eyes.
Blind date: "Long time no see. Do you still remember when you were a kid and you took off my pants and wore them home after you peed on them?"
...? ? ?
This script seems wrong!
Are you here to collect debts? !
The final article of the ancient proverb column "Dian Zhu Ying"
Prince Edition
At Junjun's 100-day banquet, the queen mother told her in private, that pink girl is your unmarried daughter-in-law. Do you like her?
Prince: What is a daughter-in-law? Is it edible?
Queen Mother: ... Okay! I've been fattened up and will be picked by you in the future.
At this point, the prince began the long journey of raising his wife.
Baijun version
When she was very young, her mother warned her not to accept gifts from brothers with ulterior motives, especially the one from the East Palace.
Bai Jun: Brother Prince gave me a cute little white rabbit.
Mother: Be good, mother will take care of you
Bai Jun: Brother Prince gave me a box of candy cakes
Mother: Be good, the candy cake has a taste, it will make you hungry.
At this point, Bai Jun was guarded by her mother day and night, fearing that she would be snatched away by the wolf cub in the East Palace.
Dad version
Emperor: Princes, do you see clearly that Prime Minister Bai has no children? Marry his only daughter and wait for him to kick off his legs. You don't have to worry about the monopoly of his relatives.
The First Queen: Han'er, did you see clearly, that is your future father-in-law, Prime Minister Bai?
Present Queen: Haoer, can you see clearly, that is your future father-in-law, Prime Minister Bai?
Prime Minister Bai: Daughter, do you see clearly that men who only see your father cannot marry?
Bai Jun: Dad, my daughter is blind and has fallen in love with the prince Wei Zihan. What should I do?
Prime Minister Bai: My daughter, how about you go blind again and fall in love with Wei Zihao? Dad thinks he can do it
Wei Zihan: Father-in-law, this prince has guarded his body like a jade for Jun'er for twenty years. Can he do it?
Prime Minister Bai:... You can do it!
One-sentence summary: A true record of a prince's pursuit of his wife, a sweet childhood sweetheart. Funny and sweet articles
Drama heroine VS 'No' prince
"Red lips and beautiful face"
Princess Edition
I heard that the Prime Minister married a fierce, jealous, and greedy tigress.
Maid: Princess, they are talking about you!
Princess: You heard me wrong. I am gentle, generous, fair-skinned, beautiful and have long legs.
Maid: ... Who said that?
Princess: Of course the Prime Minister said that
Prime Minister: ... I never said that
Incense Version
Maid: Why does the princess want a boy?
This princess has specially studied the laws of Daqi. When this princess gives birth to her eldest son, the wealth that caused the death of the Wanguan family will not go into this princess's purse.
Prime Minister: How did you know that your life would be longer than his?
Princess: With his hard life, he looks like a short-lived ghost. Hey, that's not right! Why is it a male voice?
Conception: