[Myth] Two or Three Things That Nezha and Prince Long Are Not Allowed to Say

Pre-collection stamp "I blended into the Zerg as a crayfish" Gay article "My arch rival is teasing me again" by Jiang Jiudu Copywriting of this article Li Yue is the reincarnation of Nezha [CP→Nezha is attacked by the third prince Long] Do you want to have super powers? If you were given a chance to have superpowers and trade your life for it, would you be willing? Copywriting: The ultimate code of xx world: 1. Don't let anyone know your name. 2. Don't let others know your abilities. Will die. The first day Li Yue was accidentally pulled into this world. "My name is Li Yue." Teammate:...... Copywriting 2.0 This article is also called - "Long San Looking for a Wife" Long San: Are you Li Yue? Li Yue: I am Li Yue. Long San: Oh, then you are not my wife. ... Later... Long San: Cry TT, why did you change your name, wife? Li Yue: Because he is poor in the five elements and lacks wood. Long San: Cry TT Infinite flow, slightly scary, the kind that can't even scare me! Copywriting of "I Sneaked into the Zerg as a Crayfish": Just crayfish, pretending to be a Zerg and successfully sneaking in. Then the pheromone of this crayfish was the flavor of spicy sauce. Everyone in the Zerg tribe said that they liked the taste of his pheromone and wanted him to give birth to cubs. In response, the crayfish trembled and lied, "Actually, I'm an alpha!" … Su Ye, who had been in seclusion until 8888 AD, was captured by the Zerg that quietly invaded the earth as soon as he woke up. Looking at the appearance of the Zerg, Su Ye, who is a crayfish demon, had an idea and transformed into a prototype. He said to the Zerg, "I am the same as you. We are all in the same group. If you don't believe it, just look at it." The Zerg tribe were all dumbfounded. They surrounded Su Ye one by one and asked him in surprise, "What kind of Zerg are you? Why haven't I seen you before?" Su Shuang said very proudly, "I am a crayfish." So Su Shuang lived a life of being taken back by the Zerg and used as a national treasure. This article is also known as - "The Last Crayfish in the World" Copywriting of "My Rival is Flirting with Me Again": Jiang Tiao likes boys, but the one he hates the most is the transfer student Gu Yueze. Even if I snatched the first place in his grade as soon as I came in, I was obviously a straight man, straight and straight, but I kept teasing him, buying water and breakfast, touching his hair when I handed him the test paper, and even holding his hand when I climbed over a wall! Jiang Tiao: Brother, what do you mean? But Jiang Tiao had nothing to say. Indeed, these actions were within the scope of brotherhood. Under the glow of brotherly love, Jiang Tiao found that he fell in love with Gu Yueze. Jiang Tiao:………… After being killed by Gu Yueze again one day, Jiang Tiao decided to seduce him. * Gu Yueze likes Jiang Tiao. From childhood to adulthood, from separation to reunion. So, after discovering that Jiang Tiao might be a straight man, Gu Yueze became jealous and sour, and decided to seduce him. * After graduation, when they accidentally talked about this topic, Jiang Tiao said, "I broke your heart, I'm sorry." Gu Yueze was stunned for a moment: "I always thought I was the one who broke you." One-sentence synopsis: They both have a crush on each other, but they both think the other person is straight, and they both think they have broken the other person. I complained violently and was attacked by X's flirtatious remarks. Next year, sweet pet++++++ Intention: