Pre-collection: "Why no one told me his name is Huang Yaoshi" "Accidentally became the favorite of a perverted boss"
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Copywriting:
Lin Guhua is a fake Taoist priest, but her ability to catch ghosts and eliminate demons is as good as ten. Everyone who has seen her says she is good!
Zhan Zhao is a court official with a poor income. He is beautiful and has a strong body. He is the dream of countless women.
One day, the two got married——
Lin Guhua: "Master Zhan, I can earn money to support my family, and I can also catch ghosts and eliminate demons. What can you do?"
Zhan Zhao took off his clothes halfway and put them on silently: "I will love you."
Lin Guhua: "Where did you learn dirty words? Learn from the truth!"
Zhan Zhao felt aggrieved: "... Brother Bai."
I am afraid that only a refreshing and refined character like Mr. Zhan can do this for the male protagonist who fell in love with the heroine at first glance because of his hair... But one day when Lin Guhua lost his hair——
Lin Guhua: "Stop touching my head..."
Zhan Zhao: "Smooth and delicate, how do you ask me to let go?"
Summary: Master Zhan really loves Hua'er!
[Journey to the West Fan Copywriting]
Bai Mian is a dimension-traveler with thick golden fingers.
Immortal, immortal, indestructible—even the Supreme Being of the Immortal Realm is not as awesome as her!
But!
Why is the Monkey King in front of her so handsome, and also has the hero's weird special effects skills! ?
The promised ugly look of Thunder Lord with a hairy mouth!
This is a fake Journey to the West!
Return the money and she will travel through time again!
Later, she really discovered what an unorthodox journey to the west she was traveling through——
The vixen who claims to be the heroine appears out of nowhere, the handsome Tang Seng with the aura of "Jack Su", Bajie who doesn't like beauties and prefers pink piglets, the Tiandao boy who farts and defecates and breaks the taboo... Etc., Etc., Everything is so incredible, fantasy and brain-burning.
Bai Mian, who originally thought that after being young and ignorant and having trouble with a certain monkey, would part ways and find their own futures, Bai Mian was once again tricked by Tathagata, a bad old man, and became a substitute actor, the kind of non-professional who blocks the way to learn the scriptures——
Bai Mian: "Stop! I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass from here on, leave Tang Monk's flesh behind!"
Spoiled Monkey: "Take a break, I recognize you."
Bai Mian: "..." Hey, Buddha, this monkey doesn't act according to common sense! Help!
Bai Mian: "Oh my God, I want to go back to the kitchen to cook. I won't do it anymore!"
The monkey grabbed someone.
"If you want to go back, you have to go back to Huaguo Mountain. You are taking the wrong road."
Demining:
1. The heroine travels through time and is a good at catching ghosts and exterminating demons, but she doesn't know martial arts or exterminate demons. (Ps: Usually when encountering this kind of situation, send a ghost to resist the damage!)
2. Zhan Zhao is a master of "hair-raising".
3. There is a second male lead, but he is not pretentious, dares to love and let go, and is very cool.
4. There is a slight BL plot, but it is not the protagonists, let alone Bai Yutang! (Although I feel that Bai Yutang should be considered arrogant.)
Intention: