The Heroine in Mr. Su's Hard Drive

The full text has been completed. The advance collection of the article "Mr. Gu from the Mensao Seat" will be released on 4.12. ============================= On the first day Tang Feining moved, she encountered a pervert, videos, liquor, needles, and the whole house was filled with a strong devilish vibe! At two o'clock in the morning, she called the police: Uncle police, there is someone filming here, arrest him quickly. Su Yan, a ten-million-level sound repair engineer, had a hangover all night. He had already changed into a yellow mandarin and woke up in the detention center. He complained in a daze: "My brothers sent me a hotel and they didn't ask me to choose a private room!" The police uncle scolded sternly: "If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be stern." … Later, Tang Feining was surrounded by a man on the sofa. The man kissed her from her forehead down to her ears, and said in a hoarse voice in an ambiguous voice: Don't you think I'm filming? He put the phone into her hand and raised his eyebrows: Now I will demonstrate it to you! Tang Feining got into trouble and became him from then on... Note: It is a light-hearted and funny style that has no logic, is unrealistic, and does not conform to reality. Readers who are concerned are not allowed to enter! ! ! Say the important things three times: If you mind, don't enter, if you mind, don't enter, if you don't mind, don't enter! ! ! I'm a small-time guy with less than 1,400 yuan, and I'm being pestered by a madman. It's really disgusting. Readers who don't care, please don't enter. Weibo: The cowhide is not just for boasting Pre-received articles: 1. "Mr. Gu, the Mensao" This is a story about a person who becomes addicted after kissing and constantly wants to kiss the other person. After kissing the 18th-tier young artist Yan Zixin, Gu Mincheng changed his strategy, "If you follow me, I will make you the heroine immediately." Yan Zixin looked at him and smiled sweetly: "How much is the heroine worth?" Gu Mincheng: "I should get a salary of 100 million anyway." Yan Zixin threw him a card: "If your son has my last name, I will give you 200 million!" The girl is not short of money. Gu Mincheng was silent for a few seconds, bit her ear and said ambiguously and seductively: "I don't have a son, how about you give me one?" 2. "Brother will take you home tonight" When Shen Siyan was in high school, she confessed to a boy, but she was rejected silently, and the other boy didn't even reply. Many years later, the poor student had become the CEO of a listed company, while Shen Siyan's family was poor and she became a wage earner. On the first day of work, two people met unexpectedly. Shen Siyan pretended not to know him, and the other party didn't even look at her. After get off work, she was blocked in the parking lot. "I haven't answered your confession back then. Do you want to listen now?" Shen Siyan covered her ears. Who wants to hear an answer from ten years ago? The man grabbed her wrist, removed her fingers, and said against her ear: "Now, I agree." Shen Siyan showed a mocking smile: "Unfortunately, I am not someone you can climb up to!" Chen Yi pinched his chin and pretended to be deep in thought: "I heard that someone was chased by a creditor and didn't go home for a month..." Shen Siyan: "..." How did he know? Sure enough, men are all big pigs! Conception: