
How Can a Vixen Who Accepts Offerings Be Called a Liar?
狐狸精收供奉怎么能叫骗
by An Bu Meng (安不萌)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Source
- JJWXC
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As a vixen, Lin Xianle loves to eat and is lazy, so when he has nothing to do, he acts like a whiny monster and cheats humans with food and drink. But begging for food like this (crossed out)... The efficiency of alms was still too slow, so he decided to go down the mountain and become what humans call a "Guardian Immortal" to find a long-term and stable meal ticket for himself. Good news: The meal ticket was found. Bad news: Meal Ticket always wants to send him to the zoo. In line with the principle that eggs cannot be put in one basket, Bao Jiaxian, a very unprofessional novice, decided to cast a wide net and try to make offerings to a few more people. Protecting the home and increasing wealth? He can do it! Just offer him roasted chicken. To eliminate disasters and prevent disasters? You can do it too! Just offer him a big pig's knuckle. Predicting good or bad luck? You can do this too! But this one requires a Wangwang gift package for him! Lin Xianle pretended to be a great immortal and pretended not to know what heaven and earth were. He went back and forth, which really made him lose his reputation in the metaphysical world. Some people say that you can get money if you worship him. Some people say that just one look at him will cure all diseases. Some people even say that half a chicken drumstick eaten by the Fox Immortal can get rid of demons. Lin Xianle's popularity is rising exponentially. More and more people are vying to invite him to live in the house, and the reservation list has been waiting for half a year. One day, Meal Ticket, who had been left out for a long time, stood at the door of the room with his arms folded, and asked abruptly: "Can you do it?" The innocent Lin Xianle patted his chest and promised: "You can do it!" Early the next morning, Lin Xianle lay paralyzed on the bed, crying and soaking the pillow while holding his sore and numb tail. Human beings are so bad! ! ! - Lin Fengmo has received many years of scientific education, but he never thought that he would be visited by a fox that speaks human words. The fox said that he was the Baojiaxian who had been worshiped by the Lin family for hundreds of years, and that it was his credit for the development of the Lin family to what it is today. Lin Fengmo didn't believe what a fox said... Even less what the vixen said. He originally wanted to recommend this vixen to the zoo to help him realize his dream of opening his mouth. Who would have thought that when the zoo staff came to the door, the fox turned around and turned into a young man with fox ears and a fox tail. He stayed on the sofa and refused to leave, wagging his tail and making a sound, which made the staff look at him strangely. There was no other way, Lin Fengmo could only stay at home with him. But the fox was very careless. Today he went to Wang's house to eat roast chicken, and tomorrow he went to Li's house to show off his elbows. He was so busy that he almost forgot where he lived. Meal Ticket·Ninja·Lin Fengmo made a dissatisfied voice: "As far as I know, Baojiaxian can only protect one family." The fox felt guilty: "Well... Because I'm so powerful and other foxes don't have enough magic power!" Before Lin Fengmo could continue to attack, a big soft and fluffy tail wrapped around his wrist. The bright young man with fox ears got into his arms and acted softly and coquettishly: "They and I are both temporary, and it's best to be with you~" Lin Fengmo's breathing was slightly stagnant, and his heart almost stopped. The vixen is indeed dangerous! Conception: