The school bully Jiang Shinian was teased by the transfer student every day until his heart beat beat wildly. He finally couldn't bear it anymore and cornered him in a corner. He said in a hoarse voice: "I'm going to go crazy because of your torture..."
Bai Siqiong blinked: "Is it so painful for you to be on duty with me?"
Jiang Shinian: "..."
The most painful thing in the world is that you both think about getting married, but the other person hasn't figured it out yet.
Jiang Shinian showed his perseverance, Kua Fu Zhu Ri Jing Wei filled the sea, Meng Jiang Nu cried down the Great Wall, and finally made the other party fall in love with him, but his confession was rejected again.
The school bully who was going crazy asked all kinds of questions, but Bai Siqiong finally told the truth.
"I am a divine beast and you are a human. Nothing good will happen if we are together."
True Divine Beast Jiang Shinian: "..." Do you have any misunderstanding about me?
The handsome love-brained dog attack x naturally flirts with sweet little sweetie
Please give me advance notice of "Are Sha Diao Gong jealous again today?"
Ye Wenzhe's boyfriend of eight years, in order to fight for the family property, cheated on her and married someone else, even though she kept saying she loved him.
After he kicked out the scumbag mercilessly, he picked up a beautiful male college student in the bar.
Since then, his life has gradually derailed.
After he finished discussing business with someone, Si Yu Mu blocked him at the door of his house.
The corners of Si Yu Mu's eyes turned red, and he said angrily: "I'll let you take care of me, okay!"
Ye Wenzhe: "?" When did I say I would support you?
After he returned to his alma mater to give a speech, he was trapped in a corner backstage by Si Yu Mu
Si Yumu's face was gloomy, and he bit his ear aggrievedly and fiercely, "You are not allowed to look at them with that look!"
Ye Wenzhe: "?" What kind of look?
When he came back from a business trip for a week, Siyu Muhou pressed him on the door panel anxiously.
Siyu Mu lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, his voice was ambiguous and caring: "It's been so long... Do you want me?"
Ye Wenzhe: "?" I want to save face, do you want to cry every time?
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Si Yumu wrote in the tree hole:
I met a man today. He wore gold-rimmed glasses, was dignified and elegant, and looked like a gentle university professor.
But he is actually a beast in disguise! I feel very dirty!
I was still a college student, and he deliberately seduced me and even wanted to sleep with me!
Huh, I won't let him succeed!
Later:
"He hasn't responded to my message for two hours. Does he not love me anymore?"
"I'm so angry! With me, a beautiful male college student, he still looks at other people!"
"... I couldn't help but cry again. It was so embarrassing, but he praised me, so I decided not to be autistic today (*^▽^*)"
"God is the favorite paper man of the entire galaxy"
Shen Ye is a member of the Quick Travel Bureau.
After completing his mission, he retired honorably and found a planet with beautiful scenery and abundant supplies to retire on.
As a result, when he opened his eyes, the ground was covered with weeds and the dilapidated hut was crumbling.
Shen Ye: "..."
Is this retirement care or wilderness survival?
Shen Ye couldn't call the system and could only accept his fate and live here.
He transformed wasteland into fertile farmland, planted rare plants, cooked delicious food, and raised several cute stuffed animals.
When he woke up one day, he found that the hole in the ceiling had been repaired automatically, the plants he planted had grown fruit, and there was an extra golden toilet in the house.
Shen Ye:? ? ? ?
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As an abandoned race, the orcs are manic and aggressive, with death and bloodshed all the time.
In times of despair, a god comes to gently soothe their wounds and heal their scarred hearts.
More than a thousand years have passed, the gods have been forgotten, and faith is on the verge of collapse.
Suddenly one day, the orcs had an app on their optical brains.
The black-haired villain in the game has gentle eyebrows and a wisp of dull hair on his head. He is hoeing the ground in the scorching sun.
! ! Why does it look exactly like the statue in the central square!
Is this... Their god?
The gods redeemed them, but they forgot the gods.
After the orcs cried bitterly in self-blame, they turned their grief and anger into gold!
The gods are so fragile, how can they not be taken care of by robots, krypton gold!
God's requirements must be met, krypton gold!
We must also give krypton to the gods' plush stuffed animals... Wait, why do these stuffed animals look so much like the violent admiral/gloomy regent/the sinister richest man...
The orcs cried together.
Bad guy! Stay away from their gods! !
Intention: Study hard