Copy 1: I woke up one morning and said, "Yi Chenyi, get out of here, you bastard, you are worse than a beast."
"What's going on? You're so horny early in the morning. Is it because I didn't satisfy you yesterday?"
"Oh, let me go, you still have the nerve to say, I was up there as promised yesterday!!!"
"Hey, weren't you up there yesterday?"
"Ahem, get out of here, who am I talking about on top? Yes, yes!!!"
"Baby, counterattack, it's impossible for you in this life."
Copywriting 2:
One day the two had an argument, and Mo Nanfeng ran to Ye Yuxi's house to hide in anger.
"Oh, do you think you can avoid me by running away?"
"Hey, hey, it was you who did the wrong thing, not me, why are you so confident?"
"You hid without even listening to my explanation. Did you turn a deaf ear to what I said before?"
Ye Yuxi said silently, "Please don't do anything inappropriate for children in the living room, I will be psychologically affected."
Copywriting 3:
One day, Mo Nanfeng couldn't sleep and was trying to think of different ways. Someone finally couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Mo Nanfeng and asked, "What do you want to do?"
Mo Nanfeng said aggrievedly, "I don't want to either. The problem is that I can't sleep."
"Well, then do something good for your physical and mental health, and fall asleep while doing it."
Well, then, Mo Nanfeng fell asleep gloriously. Oh, no, I passed out