I want to go to heaven
But God told me with contempt: "I'm sorry, you are not qualified..."
I want to go to hell
But Wu Chang told me regretfully: "I'm sorry, it's already full..."
So
I have to continue to exist in a concrete physical form...
Then
Senior year...
It's time to find a job - -
I said to my father sadly
Not found...= =|||
Dad told me calmly
You can start thinking about what major to choose for the postgraduate entrance examination next year...
I was very frustrated and told my mother
The whole world is BSing me...>_