A certain woman: "You know, I met you first."
A certain man: "I met you first."
"I met you when I was ten years old, a little kid pretending to be a little adult."
A certain man's face darkened, "The year I met you, you were still running around the mountains with your butt naked."
A certain woman became angry and said, "Then you have seen me all!"
"So you are destined to be my wife."
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