[A pseudo-straight man with a rich spiritual world but a single mother & an experienced but innocent pseudo-hegemon general attack]
Xu Jiu, a fantasy screenwriter, became a third-rate screenwriter after traveling through time in a car accident - his writing relied entirely on gorgeous rhetoric, his characters were outrageous, and his plot was outrageous and illogical.
In this era, the most popular movie is "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", the best feature film is "Five Treasures: Boss Daddy Loves Him to Heaven", and the popular "Mr. Jiang, the Young Madam Runs Away Again" and "The 99 Escapes of the Expensive Wife" cannot be said to be completely unrelated in content, they can only be said to be exactly the same.
Xu Jiu: Are you lacking some ideas? I'm coming right now!
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On the first day that Poison King Wang Jiu of the creative world opened a new book, the comment section was bustling with activity.
[Wang Jiu has published a new book? No matter, let's leave a negative review first!
[Oh my god, is there anyone here to take care of it? Wang Jiu is out to seek wealth and murder again!
[Sue to the Federation! I'm going to sue the federal government! ! How come trash authors like Wang Jiu haven't been banned yet!
One day later.
[Madam, update the article, madam!
[Oh my god, is there anyone here to take care of it? My wife hasn't updated her post for half an hour!
[Sue to the Federation! I'm going to sue the federal government! ! Wang Jiu is in charge of killing and not burying, digging holes but not filling them is inhumane!
*
In StarCraft, where AI routines dominated the screen, Xu Jiu, who returned to his old career with his incredible imagination and the magical touch given by his original owner, quickly became the target of thousands of people in StarCraft.
The guy who once hacked him: Wow, madam, I was wrong. Please give me permission to subscribe! Ball ball!
The editor who once looked down on him said: Madam, I was blind and blind, pick me up and take me back! I really need an author like you!
Even He Yanting, the well-informed actor who has been in the entertainment industry for more than ten years, can't help himself from staying up all night chasing articles.
The actor with dark circles: Madam, rice, rice, hungry!
Xu Jiu: Take care of it!
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Just when Xu Jiu was planning to make a fortune and become well-off by relying on his imagination, a call from the Interstellar Civil Affairs Bureau caught him off guard.
Interstellar regulations require that those over 18 years old must participate in an interstellar marriage conference, and those who are still unmarried at 30 will be forced to do so.
Once both parties select each other in the marriage matching system, the system automatically stamps the marriage relationship.
In the Civil Affairs Bureau, Xu Jiu, who was getting married for the first time and planned to get through, secretly collected writing materials while passing the information about her marriage partner.
The third one from the right in the first row, he has outstanding appearance, straight military uniform, and piercing eyes. He matches the cute baby-faced guy next to him 100%! The sexual tension is full!
In the middle of the third row, there is a gentle scumbag wearing a white shirt and blue suit and wearing glasses, who plays the same role as the black-clothed bastard in front of him, matching the wallpaper, not bad, not bad!
And the sixth row...
Before Xu Jiu could finish his thoughts, there was a sudden commotion at the scene.
He turned around and saw in the backlight a handsome and noble man wearing a black couture suit, 190cm tall and wearing sunglasses, standing at the door.
Xu Jiu was shocked. Isn't this the popular actor He Yanting hanging on the wall of his house?
This face is really impressive, and the poster can't capture even one-tenth of his beauty in his prime! It's a pity that it's not his cup of tea, and I don't know who such a big shot can like?
"Ding dong——" Xu Jiu heard the system prompt: "Mr. Xu, pairing is successful."
Xu Jiu:? ? ?
He lowered his head. On the electronic screen, his fingers were pressing on He Yanting's handsome face.
He Yanting: Press and hold for 10 seconds to like by default!
Xu Jiu:! ! ! This is slippery!
He raised his head in panic and met the eyes of He Yanting who was sitting next to him.
He was about to cancel the pairing. The next second, He Yanting turned to him and smiled: "Sorry, I accidentally pressed the button for too long."
Xu Jiu:?
At this time, the system prompt sounded again at an inappropriate time——
"I wish you both a happy wedding."
Reading guide:
1. Atypical interstellar entertainment circle, marriage system, marriage first, love later, double C, 1V1, HE.
2. Attack 30 and receive 18, before crossing, receive 30+
3. It is inevitable that the text is in Chinese, so I will try to abbreviate it as much as possible. I wish everyone a happy reading~
————Pre-receipt of the next book, I'm so cute and want to collect it————
① The post-apocalyptic entertainment industry + Reunion after breaking the mirror "Zombies knocked on the door while filming NC scenes with my ex" Welcome to collect ~
Copywriting:
NC=no children
Jiang Leshi exploded.
It was unlucky to meet my ex at the scene of the sex scene. What was even more shocking was that the sheets between the two of them were naked and rolled halfway, and a blood-red hand pierced the partition and hung in front of them.
Jiang Leshi, who was having a bad time, was forced to break up with his ex four years ago and seek a way out in the apocalypse.
"What, you think I'm scarier than zombies?"
After a bloody battle, Jian Cheng held Zhonghua in his mouth, leaned against the stolen pickup truck, raised his eyebrows and looked at Jiang Leshi, who was avoiding him like a snake and a scorpion, "Don't worry, the nature of me eating you and them eating you are different."
Although the clothes were stained with the stinking body fluids of zombies, the muscular body hidden under the tight vest was more eye-catching than usual.
Jiang Leshi glanced at the bumpy chest muscles, said "Bah", lifted the heavy gun on his shoulder, turned around and walked to the other side of the pickup truck.
The first week after the apocalypse.
Fear gnawed at his brain. As soon as he opens his eyes, he will chop. If there is any slight disturbance, even if he is dreaming, he will open his eyes and draw the gun as soon as possible.
The Nth week after the end.
When the man's naked and muscular figure flashed through his mind for the nth time, Jiang Leshi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, unconsciously straightened his aching waist and cursed secretly: "A dog can't change its habit of eating shit."
That's right, he was scolding himself - this stubborn dog.
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In the apocalypse, it has become an unspoken agreement for everyone to voluntarily leave the team and wait for death after being infected.
No matter how close the relationship is, they can't escape the fear caused by mutation and death, let alone them.
Four years ago, when Jiang Leshi was able to propose to him, he said the word "break up" cruelly and strode away without looking back. Now, Jian Cheng, who was infected and leaning in the corner waiting to die, would not have any delusions that the other party would choose to stay by his side.
The sound of brakes caught his attention.
The familiar figure jumped out of the car and ran towards him regardless of the crowd's pull.
Jian Cheng blinked and the corners of his mouth turned up involuntarily.
Great, it looks like this shit was not in vain.
② The end of the world + the fourth natural disaster + happy enemies and mortal enemies. "Today we are also pretending to be humans to build infrastructure". Welcome to collect ~
Copywriting:
In the tenth year of the apocalypse, Qi Shu, the invincible commando captain in the southwest base, was surrounded by zombies during a dangerous mission and died tragically among the corpses.
A month later, Qi Shu was resurrected in the form of a zombie.
In addition to awakening human consciousness, Qi Shu also has another system in his mind.
System: The task of restoring human civilization falls on us alien species!
Qi Shu:......
Forced to start saving the world, Qi Shu's first thing to do was to build a alien city.
With no one, no place and no one, he decided to reach out to the parallel world next door.
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"Alien Civilization" is a new open world adventure holographic online game independently developed by Alien Interactive.
Here are the most magnificent and seamless scenes, the most realistic simulated interactions, and the most exciting fighting experience.
Start with an ax, super high degree of freedom!
You can kill all around or farm casually. There are many ways to play for you to choose from!
Pure green, no money, once registered, free for life!
From no one paying attention when the closed beta trailer was released, to the servers being full after the official launch, in just one month, "Alien Civilization" has become the most popular game at the moment.
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With the help of players, Qi Shu's alien city was quickly built.
At this moment, the cute little alien players brought him someone back from outside the city.
Hey, isn't this the brat from the southern base who has been opposing him all day long?
Hey, it finally fell into my hands!
*
After learning that Qi Shu died in the wild, Qin Muxiao sat on the city wall all night, and the next day he resolutely drove his pickup truck out of the city to look for someone.
If you want to live, you want to see people, if you want to die, you want to see zombies.
In the migrating tide of corpses, Qin Muxiao discovered a group of zombies that behaved strangely.
Although they are dressed as zombies, they don't seem to be interested in living people, and they even "rescued" themselves from other zombies.
After listening to the zombies' plans to deal with him, he decided to say goodbye and run away.
Before he jumped out of the car, a familiar figure appeared in front of him.
Very good, it seems that we are in the right place.
Intention: Live hard and be positive
Reader comments
The scene of letting everyone see Liu Xiu, the great mage who is the son of the plane, is really something that they will never tire of.
It's already good if I can finish writing normally without getting stuck [laughing and crying]
Hehe... I'm addicted to games and can't write code well. Another pigeon.
It smells so good, sandwich between master and apprentice
Oh my god, are there more updates? It's so sweet. Woohoo.
You know it's been two months, right? [Crying] Come back quickly, I want to eat delicious rice [poor]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's so short! Is Q □□ or vx? (I want to read and save the manuscript in advance!)
New chapter so happy hehe
I don't know how to reply to my wife's answer, so I can only reopen the first floor first. I think not mentioning Naruto before is actually not a big logical problem. In fact, I noticed this when I read it earlier. At that time, I thought it was Minato Namikaze who entrusted Naruto to the care of his trusted subordinates. After all, the marriage partner Saeko comes from an Uchiha where the top management is full of hostility. Putting Saeko at home to take care of her will give Uchiha and the next generation of Hokage a chance to lay a good foundation for their relationship. So it's actually understandable that Naruto isn't at home. Moreover, Namikaze Minato was too busy to take care of himself and had no extra energy to take care of the children.
Wouldn't these two be on the show together on purpose?
Wife, rice, hungryTTTTTTTTTT
I don't know why she can't go back to Japan...? Isn't the heroine in Japan now? Did your wife write the wrong place name?
The scene of letting everyone see Liu Xiu, the great mage who is the son of the plane, is really something that they will never tire of.
It's already good if I can finish writing normally without getting stuck [laughing and crying]
Hehe... I'm addicted to games and can't write code well. Another pigeon.
It smells so good, sandwich between master and apprentice
Oh my god, are there more updates? It's so sweet. Woohoo.
You know it's been two months, right? [Crying] Come back quickly, I want to eat delicious rice [poor]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's so short! Is Q □□ or vx? (I want to read and save the manuscript in advance!)
New chapter so happy hehe
I don't know how to reply to my wife's answer, so I can only reopen the first floor first. I think not mentioning Naruto before is actually not a big logical problem. In fact, I noticed this when I read it earlier. At that time, I thought it was Minato Namikaze who entrusted Naruto to the care of his trusted subordinates. After all, the marriage partner Saeko comes from an Uchiha where the top management is full of hostility. Putting Saeko at home to take care of her will give Uchiha and the next generation of Hokage a chance to lay a good foundation for their relationship. So it's actually understandable that Naruto isn't at home. Moreover, Namikaze Minato was too busy to take care of himself and had no extra energy to take care of the children.
Wouldn't these two be on the show together on purpose?
Wife, rice, hungryTTTTTTTTTT
I don't know why she can't go back to Japan...? Isn't the heroine in Japan now? Did your wife write the wrong place name?
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