This article is also known as
"Online dating, my mermaid voice"
"Online Love Is a Fish"
"On the Feasibility of Interracial Love"
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Miss Ye Er got a new mobile phone.
That phone is awesome.
As long as you are on earth,
Use satellite network anytime and anywhere;
No traffic, no broadband, no batteries required;
Just put it under direct sunlight for half an hour, and the battery will soar directly from 0 to 100, which is very fierce;
The waterproof ability is top-notch. It is not afraid of being soaked in water for a year. It can still be used normally after taking it out.
In short, Miss Ye Er is very satisfied.
However, the day after getting the new phone, the new phone fell into the sea.
There was a puff and a small splash of water was made.
Miss Ye Er:......
Under the deep sea
The new cell phone made a loud noise, hitting a certain mermaid who had been sleeping for more than a hundred years and still sleeping, and woke her up.
The mermaid got up very angry:...
Just started——
The mermaid doesn't know how to use this strange thing, so she uses it as a stone to smash corals.
Middle——
The mermaid applied for a Tencent account and learned to use emoticons to chat.
Later——
Mermaid... Mermaid is dating online_(:_‖∠)_
The sand sculpture online love story between a mermaid and the rich N generation qwq~
Friends, why don't you give it a try qaq~
Demining:
1. My knowledge is shallow and bugs are everywhere, please enter with caution...
2. There are also a pair of Lily sub-CPs, but they don't have many roles, so they won't have any impact~