The Apprentice Collapsed Again

——Tentative copywriting Xie Qingyi, the most famous internet celebrity in the 23rd century, was hit by a lightning strike and traveled through time when he was participating in a business ribbon-cutting one day. Before Xie Qingyi could smile three times at Tianchang and survive the disaster, the lightning strike that struck him actually spoke. Unknown Species → Thunder: Qiandu said that you are the last lineage of the Tao system of the ancient earth. You have learned the true Taoist tradition, know astronomy from above, geography from below, account for the past and present, and predict bad luck. Then you must know how to educate the world-destroying devil who kills without blinking an eye and wants to destroy the world into a good young man with three upright views! Xie Qingyi spent 500 yuan to get a set of fake certificates from Wu Laosan: ▼_▼ Because the system had no energy and could not send the wrong person back, Xie Qingyi took a hot chicken plug-in that could only be reborn repeatedly and had no other uses, and he bit the bullet and started his old business. Xie Qingyi, aloof from the dust: Now I also officially accept you as the only disciple who enters the house. You will never be let down. [Ding, congratulations on successfully converting and accepting the 'only' disciple E. Please note that your 'only' disciples A, B, B, and D are on the way with weapons. Please be sure to save your life in the Shura field! Xie Qingyi, who has been dedicated to the magic stick for a hundred years:... ——You never said that this happened One-sentence plot: It's a moment of pleasure to have a disciple, but it turns into a crematorium