Brother, Could You Please Visit the Traffic Control Bureau?

Due to the rapid expansion of the population of the fairy world, accidents caused by random flying swords have occurred frequently. Several highly respected immortals in the fairy world slapped their heads and decided to learn from the highly civilized world, so—— The Fairyland Traffic Control Bureau was born, and Lu Jinge was appointed as the first director! The first thing a new official did when he took office was that Lu Jinge wrote a couplet with a stroke of his pen and posted it on the door of the Traffic Control Bureau. Shanglian: Drunk driving, speeding and overloading Second line: I will lock you up Hengpi: Drag racing? Ha —— On the first day (?) Of the opening of the Traffic Control Bureau, a certain officer on duty reported: Boss! A Scud delivery boy was speeding! We can't catch up! Lu Jinge: Height, coordinates, please wait for me for five minutes. Immortal on duty: ... Boss, it would take thirty minutes for our bureau to come here even if we don't speed! Lu Jinge: In Xianming Mountain, I, Lu Jinge, have never been afraid of anyone! Qiu Qian, who was being overtaken, glanced at Lu Jinge calmly... And calmly accelerated. Lu Jinge... Failed to catch up. A grumpy, innocent and shy woman is attacked by a narcissistic and money-keeping old gangster Intention: