My Elixir Fire Swallowed up the System

Copywriting of this article: After going through a catastrophe, I was thrown back to the plane before traveling? Don't be afraid, I'll return with a new set of skills. This is the rhythm of reaching the pinnacle of life. I originally wanted to open a shop to earn some money and live a leisurely life, but I didn't expect to be chased by a group of animals and plants. Plant A: Master Alchemist, can you give me a Yuan Yang Dan? I'll show you the flowers. (*/ω＼*) Plant B: I, I, I wanted to exchange the fruit for the elixir, and finally got it. Animal C: Give me a magic pill and I can barely shave your hair (lie down). Animal Ding: Mr. Alchemist, this is the egg I have been holding back for a hundred years before I laid it. I have placed high hopes on it... Xixi: Speak in human language. Animal Ding: (closes eyes and roars) Please change the elixir! Xixi: ... Can you use some normal things to trade? Dan Huo: Wait, why wasn't I mentioned in the copy? QAQ ——This cover is provided by the lovely and charming Breeze Sister—— ———————— The new article "Interstellar Almighty Pharmacist" has been published, click on the column to see it. Pharmacist Yan Duo traveled to the interstellar era and became cannon fodder on an abandoned planet. He also inherited a dilapidated farm. Not only are mutated animals and plants rampant here, but they are also full of radiation. People can only rely on pharmaceutical improvements to resist the pollution. Looking at those lively mutated animals and plants, Yan Duo felt particularly beautiful. The professionalism is very relevant, and it also comes with free labor. Soon, a magical shop appeared on the interstellar network, selling some strange things. Sleep-aiding medicinal wine will bring you sweet dreams as soon as you wake up; Whitening crystal cake, perfectly maintains hydration and health under radiation; Body-tempering fruit juice, just take a sip and see your new self! …… The whole star is excited. I didn't expect that improving qualifications can be so simple. A bite of delicious pastries and a cup of drink can bring people back to life! It's a pity that the items in the small shop are sold in limited quantities and are hard to find. The big guys from all walks of life showed their magic and began to search for the location of the shop. It turned out to be the abandoned star that was heavily radiated. There are now green plants everywhere, the radiation has dropped sharply, and mutated animals and plants coexist peacefully with humans, lining up obediently. Mutant Animal A: "You're a great pharmacist. I can lay eggs and catch insects. It's not a loss if you keep me. I'm easy to take care of. Just take a small sip of the medicine every day." Mutant Animal B: "Look, my beautiful plush body is all evolved for you. You can fluff your hair any way you want! I only need half a mouthful of potion." Mutant Plant A: "This is a branch that I carefully cultivated. I give it to you. Just give me a little bit of the refined medicine residue as fertilizer." Mutant plant B: "I don't want medicine or medicine residue. If you let me plant it in front of your house, I can help you plow the ground and guard the door. I... I can also show you the flowers..." Crowd: "!!" I got excited and actually saw mutated plants and strange beasts applying for jobs. Intention: Positive, warm and lovely life