As a newbie, just make things up and have fun.
The year we first met, picking up soap was just a literal thing.
Many years later, Yuan Gu was feeding pets.
"He Yanfei, if you hadn't met me, would you have gotten married?"
"No! I've thought about it a long time ago. If it weren't for you, I would have gone through it."
"He Yanfei, do you plan to grow old together with this turtle?"
"Don't yell."
"So I am the substitute for this turtle son?!"
The full text of Ming Sao Gong + Men Sao Shou is available for consumption.
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