(Pre-release of "I Planted Monsters on the Hill")
Copywriting one:
After Fang Zhiyuan moved into Tianjiao Villa, his views were refreshed.
Only then did he realize that there really are three thousand worlds, and his neighbors are the protagonists of these worlds.
And he is the only supporting character in the community.
Still an official match.
The protagonist of his world is his old attacker.
And his old attacker Qin Chen disappeared.
Fang Zhiyuan: "..."
Although the community is very abnormal, Fang Zhiyuan can comfort himself that his world is normal and scientific.
Then, his old 'colleague' came to visit.
This colleague... Is not a human being.
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Copywriting two:
Fang Zhiyuan's new Tianjiao Villa has everything good, but it's expensive.
To eat and drink, you need money.
Talk and chat and ask for money.
Even if you want to meet Lao Gong, you need money.
The neighbors are all protagonists from different worlds. Their thighs are huge and thick, but they are all broken.
Each one is even poorer than Fang Zhiyuan.
Fang Zhiyuan, who had worked hard to save enough money, finally saw...
He is always having sex with others.
Fang Zhiyuan:? ? ?
Qin Chen: No, I'm not, I didn't!
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Unlimited flow of soy sauce attack
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○This article is a sand sculpture + freeing up, any strange things may happen in the article.
——Continuation of the copy of "I Planted Monsters on the Hill"——
Ouyang Xi, a second-generation rich man, has a golden finger and is gifted with the ability to see the status of living things. So everything he grew tasted delicious, and everything he raised turned out to be smooth and smooth. After causing harm to his villa garden and being rejected by his family, he simply went to the suburbs and built a hilltop in the countryside.
However, when he went to this suburban countryside, he found that there seemed to be something wrong with his golden finger.
A certain village chief carries a [locust tree short of water] on his head
On the head of a certain villager is an [albino saber-toothed tiger]
There are also various [fish], [insects], [trees], and [birds].
Why are the characters on the heads of the entire village so messed up? !
Maybe the magnetic field in this village was wrong, so Ouyang Xi stayed there doubtfully.
However, not long after he moved in, Ouyang Xi encountered various thieves in his land.
The potatoes planted on the first day were gone, and the fields were full of dead fish with strange lights.
The corn planted on the second day was gone, and there were five wild boars hanging on the corn stalks.
On the third day, Ouyang Xi couldn't bear it anymore, so he took an electric baton in the middle of the night to see who would steal the food!
When I walked to the vegetable field, I saw a white fox digging a hole there.
This white fox is carrying [Hungry Philip] on its head.
Plush lover? Ouyang Analysis: ... Raise it! (Eyes shining. Jpg
After some time——
Ouyang Analysis Search Website: Is it necessary to castrate a cat to raise a cat?
Feifei Gu Jingzhe: Danger! ! !
Ps: The whole village is full of monsters, and the attack is just this Fifi.
Pss: Pay attention to the article tags. There is no farming or infrastructure. Overall, it is a light-hearted story about saving monsters.
----The following small theater may not appear in the main text, it is just an example of the writing style----
One day, people in Dacai Village gathered together to eat melons.
A certain video: You guys know how to fuck men, girls, boys, and girls all day long. What else do you do besides these!
Ouyang Analysis: In fact, they also engage in human-animal behavior.
A certain Philip:? ? ? (Horror. Jpg)
Ouyang Analysis: But the most popular one is ABO.
A certain Philip: ...(Sigh in relief. Jpg)
Ouyang Analysis: There are also quite a few mermaids.
Villager [Fish]:! ! ! (Horror. Jpg)
Villager [Zhi]: Fortunately, we are all plants.
Ouyang Analysis: But the most fragrant is the vine tentacle type.
Villager [Insect]: No one should be so fond of us.
Ouyang Xi: Speaking of which, the Zerg are also...
Villagers [Crowd]: Shut up! ! !
Ouyang Analysis:?
——Maybe we are not human, but you humans are real dogs.
Intention:
Reader comments
A. F. D Bulletproof btsAime toi
How many years have I been trapped in this trap, and I actually stepped into it?
I was already exhausted. Originally, this chapter should have been released around 5pm, but he just released it to me now. I waited in line for online review for more than three hours. After I finished cursing in anger, I told me that it would be done in seconds as soon as I got online, and there was no need to wait for voting!
?? Yang Zhongqing thought of himself, right?
Why hasn't it been updated for several days?
It's not enough, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that I want a side story [crying] [crying]
Grown ups! Times have changed!
I feel like this was the car accident in my last life.
A. F. D Bulletproof btsAime toi
How many years have I been trapped in this trap, and I actually stepped into it?
I was already exhausted. Originally, this chapter should have been released around 5pm, but he just released it to me now. I waited in line for online review for more than three hours. After I finished cursing in anger, I told me that it would be done in seconds as soon as I got online, and there was no need to wait for voting!
?? Yang Zhongqing thought of himself, right?
Why hasn't it been updated for several days?
It's not enough, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that I want a side story [crying] [crying]
Grown ups! Times have changed!
I feel like this was the car accident in my last life.
Ah, it's so beautiful, why is no one chatting?
Is that Chen Lianxi male?