I Thought the Crematorium Was Over

1. Zhou Xiaoyou and Jiang Yin were high school classmates. They got together on the eve of the college entrance examination, and were admitted to the best university together. They lived in the same dormitory - it was an enviable love story that went smoothly. ​Then they broke up. On the day they broke up, Zhou Xiaoyou cried so much that he burped and said to Jiang Yin: "Don't let me see you again in the future." Jiang Yin's face was low. When he heard his words, his expression moved slightly and his eyebrows raised: "Then remember to wear a blindfold when you enter the dormitory from now on." Zhou Xiaoyou's cries were choked to death in his throat. So angry! After the breakup, he held his computer and wrote furiously for a month to vent his anger towards Jiang Yin. He wrote an article about Jiang Yin chasing his wife in the crematorium. In the crematorium, Jiang Yin chased him for three months after the breakup. The whole plot was about torture for the sake of torture, and the crematorium for the sake of the crematorium. Zhou Xiaoyou was so happy. When he left the hotel, he walked too far and got into a car accident. When Zhou Xiaoyou woke up two months later, his memory was confused. ——He recorded what happened in the past three months as the plot of the crematorium that he just wrote. 2. Jiang Yin came to the hospital to visit her ex-boyfriend who had been involved in a car accident. As a result, as soon as the ex-boyfriend opened his eyes, he didn't even take out the hanging needle on the back of his hand. He raised his hand and commanded him: "Help me take a shower. The water temperature must be just right." Jiang Yin: "... You just learned rap?" "Don't worry, if you can't help but react, I don't blame you." Jiang Yin chased him for so long, it was so humiliating, and he started to feel distressed. Jiang Yin: "?" 3. Zhou Xiaoyou always felt that Jiang Yin's state after the crematorium was over was not right. ​For example now. Why did Jiang Yin pinch his chin, rub the corner of his mouth, and said, "There are many tricks." Zhou Xiaoyou: "?" Aren't you the one who begged me to look back? ! ! *Crematorium counter-routine, 1v1HE, short story *Simple and sweet article, brainless, logic-dead, laugh for the sake of laughter, don't take it too seriously Purpose: People must learn to communicate