Silver Fur Ball, Add a Buff to You

I am the protagonist of this novel - Sakata Gintoki. I am not a silver hair ball, although I have naturally curly silver hair! But I have curly hair! Not a hair ball! ! ! My silver hair followed my stupid father, Ginpachi Sakata, and my curly hair followed my mother, who is as beautiful as a fairy, Seimeng Sakata... What? You ask me, who will I follow with my dead fish eyes? That is the result of me being ravaged by time... Time is such a terrible thing. It has ravaged the dwarf tree into a chuunibyou, the wig into a lunatic, and the Aizen into a bald man... Ahem, I digress... Anyway, the buffs my mother gave me are pretty awesome! That's a buff that even my diabetes settings miss! ! Well? My cp? Of course that kind of thing is unimportant~~~~~~You see, Gintama is almost over, and the orangutan didn't say who is the main palace? I'm the popular male protagonist of Shonen Jump! Just wave your hand and you can fill up a football field if you pursue me! Hahaha! ! Well, actually my mother didn't tell me. I heard that he had already ordered it, so don't send the razor blades to Wanshiwu. Yinsang, I only accept strawberry milk! Okay, now let my mom speak! Suddenly one day I felt that there were too few Naruto and Gintama fans, and I was so hungry that I could only produce my own food, so with the above products, I wrote an article for the first time to bring joy to everyone~~~