Su Qi×Er'er
The heartless young emperor × the little empress who loves to eat melons
Er'er's one-sentence summary: He slept with me first, and I just picked up a cold potato.
In the great unification of Kyushu, young Su Qi proclaimed himself emperor, and made a little girl with no reputation, no power, no influence, and no surname as the emperor.
The ministers did not dare to speak, and they all secretly ate the melons.
Minister of Rites: When will the young prince be born to the man above us who has no desires or pleasures?
Minister of Household Affairs: I wonder if we can stuff a few beauties in? Casting a wide net will catch more fish?
Minister of War: It's useless to stuff it. He won't touch it at all. I think you don't want the head anymore!
All the attendants: Just eat carrots and worry less, our emperor and empress are very powerful, that gentleman stays in the Chang'an Palace every night
A certain inconspicuous empress loved to eat melons, and one day she ate them and hit her own head.
A certain historian held a small writing brush and was very excited that he was about to unravel the biggest unsolved mystery of the Soviet Union.
Erer: How come we are together?
A certain historian nodded: Yes, yes!
Er'er:... He's a beast
A certain historian:? Your Majesty, you probably want me to die.
*Little pear falls on the moon, but only a cup of tea
*It's all fictitious, no evidence required
