Uncle Master, This Is Modern Times, Please Respect Yourself

[Imaginary Urban Fantasy and Supernatural] Ye Linshuang and his uncle traveled from the era of cultivation to three thousand years later when spiritual energy was thin, and the wheels of 996 ran over his spine. However, why did my uncle transform into a rich, handsome actor with countless followers (fans), while Ye Linshuang became a university lecturer with insufficient balance, who had to teach boring folklore during work hours, and had to take on a lot of tasks after get off work. The witch doctor prayed for blessings, the paper man took revenge, and the movie king seized the body... Fortunately, the ascended Taoist friends were so helpful that they threw all kinds of magical weapons and spiritual power at him, packed him with buffs, and waited for him to ascend and reunite. Ye Linshuang: I feel as tired as a dog. True Lord Lianyue: Don't be ridiculous, dogs are not as tired as you. Ye Linshuang: I have never done many evil things in my life, how could I be involved with you? True Lord Lianyue: Maybe, Heaven can't bear to see that there are thousands of living beings in the world, but I love you alone. Ye Linshuang: Language inflation in this world is huge. For example, "I love you" may just mean thank you. Please support me with my new article: pretending to be blind when wearing books The young general Sunshine who pretends to be asleep, pretends not to be afraid of death, and pretends to be blind VS the reborn sinister prince. Yan Che fished while reading novels at work, and turned into a cannon fodder major general. In the original work, the young general had a crush on his destined son, King Qi. As a result, King Qi gave him a gift package that destroyed his family and destroyed his family. He also had his eyes gouged out, and died heartbroken. Yan Che became more confident: he filled up King Qi's trap and used his strength to trick him; he took the initiative to make friends with the county lord, hugged Eunuch Yao's lap, and made him the spokesperson of the Yan family in front of the Holy Emperor. Later, Yan Che really became blind and was sent to the Zichen Palace where the prince practiced for "healing" Yan Che lay down: No need to work, no training, just two dishes and one soup, eight dishes and one soup, and someone was playing the piano and singing. How is this house arrest? This is the pension directly deposited into your account! Until one day, the blood clot in his brain dispersed and he could see the light again... Wait, isn't the immortal beauty who feeds him medicine in front of him the same Yanzhen who wants to "collect" his eyes? He actually brought the grape to Yan Che's mouth! You... You... Are you sure you want to feed me like this? It's so insidious, it must be testing whether I'm really blind! Pretending to be blind, I am a PRO. It doesn't matter what you feed me, I will feed you. Once he escaped, Yan Che rushed to seek refuge with his elder brother. Unexpectedly, he was intercepted by the prince in front of the city gate. Yan Che looked at the prince's gloomy face and his knees felt weak. Prince: Pretend, don't you want to continue pretending? Intention: Mayflies shake the sky, and the heart is toward the light