At the opening ceremony, Ji Nan took the stage to speak as a freshman representative. He originally spoke for nearly an hour with a manuscript of more than a thousand words. More than 400 freshmen below, facing the bright sun, witnessed the most verbose freshman representative in history perform a stand-up comedy.
Zhou Chen glanced at his watch, wondering what to do if he wanted to kill this person on the stage. He was waiting online. It was quite urgent.
Later
"Brother Nan, I want to take a look."
"Look, who else do you want to see? I'm not enough for you. Just tell me, do you have a crush on Lao Wang next door?"
"I just want to go to a museum."
This is the story of a bullshit and a new socialist youth who can endure the bullshit in front of him.