I've traveled through time!
Where is the handsome young man in white clothes that we promised? What about the blind and overbearing prince who has promised to have too much money? What about riding a horse and galloping to enjoy the world?
Forget it if you don't have any of these, what the hell is dressing up like a ghost? Is time travel so easy now?
What is even more unacceptable than being a ghost is that I am actually an evil ghost! Still a famous evil ghost!
What time travel! Wear something crazy!