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Weibo: Jing Shixi
Zhang Zhiwei has an unruly face, with clear outlines and a high nose bridge. He is like a walking hormone. The girls chasing him were lined up all the way to Siberia, but he couldn't look down on any of them.
Until one day, he blocked the way of a little girl, and she stamped her feet anxiously: "Just give me a break, I'm going to find my idol."
The little fried hair looks cuter and cuter as he looks at it, and he smiles in a ruthless manner: "Okay, tell me who your idol is, and I'll let you."
"Hmph, it doesn't matter if I tell you. My idol is Zhang Zhiwei, a taekwondo champion! One person can defeat Brother Zhiwei in a company!" She looked proud.
"..." Zhang Zhiwei almost collapsed.
——Tell me again, who is your idol?
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After getting to know each other, Cheng Xiahe blew his idol's rainbow farts all day long: "My brother Zhiwei is the most handsome in the world!"
"He's so awesome, he won five consecutive championships!"
Zhang Zhiwei looked impressed. Come on, keep blowing, don't stop.
Later, while blowing, his vest was blown away...
#Daughter-in-law, I was wrong#
#plop-I will kneel down for you! #
*
After falling off his horse, Zhang Zhiwei had no scruples. What he loved most was to force the little girl into a corner and watch her eyes turn red as her ears turned red. With a sly smile on her lips, she said - "Child, call me brother."
Small Theater
The two vlogs became popular all over the Internet.
Vlog1——The captain whose legs are so long that he wants to lick his uniform.
Vlog2——Sweet and salty Taekwondo girl with long legs and big beauty
Because they dominated the hot search one and the second hot search respectively, some people inexplicably started to talk about CP.
"The captain pushed the girl who had a big A to the sofa, pulled off her tie, uniformed and played, and said to her: 'Baby, hold my waist.' Damn it, I can't do it anymore, this is hitting me!"
The person involved looked at it with gusto, hugged her from behind, handed it to her to look at, bit her ear and said, "Baby, would you like to try hooking me up?"
*Childhood sweethearts, sand sculptures are easy and sweet.
*The road to championship goes hand in hand with the emotional line
*Written from a young age. The seventeen-year-old brother Zhiwei is very naughty, but he becomes very flirtatious when he grows up.
*————The next book is "Pretending to be Cowards Together"————
Wu Qiyue and Pei Li are notorious rivals in school.
One person is tall and thin, with black hair and black eyes, and a beautiful body.
He is tall, thin and handsome, with black hair and drooping eyes. He is half lazy and half proud.
The school has become a mess because of the two of them. They have to fight for everything. You can't stand me and I can't stand you. They each dominate the mountain.
Both were dance students, but others were afraid to dance with them, so the teacher had to put them into a group. The two of them couldn't cooperate at all. They couldn't even keep the beats right. Their movements were so ugly that the professional class teacher almost went crazy.
Pei Li snorted: "She always steps on my feet."
Wu Qiyue chuckled: "He always touches my waist."
"..."
"She's too fat, I can't hold her."
"He is too thin and I'm afraid of falling off."
The teacher wants to cry: "You are the worst students I have ever taught! The worst!"
The two of them said in unison, each hating him: "Did you hear that, he's holding you back."
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One day, the annual awards banquet of a famous dance competition was held.
Host: "It is rare that the Peach and Plum Cup and the Lotus Cup are awarded at the same time for the first time. The following two really dance to perfection. Let us invite the most shining gold medal winners, the two newcomers——"
Wu Qiyue is dressed in gauze and is extremely bright, while Pei Li's eyebrows are cold and proud, and she has a demeanor of her own.
I was supposed to go on stage to receive the award like a clear breeze, but as soon as I met on the stage——
Wu Qiyue almost sprained her foot.
Pei Li almost fell down.
"Is it you?!"
"Is it you?!"
Of course the host didn't know the volcano erupting in their hearts. He smiled, put a bayonet in his mouth, and inserted it——
"At the same time, I would like to announce some good news. These two will soon become the chiefs of the SA Dance Troupe. They will join forces and fight together to become invincible!"
#Do I want to be your fucking partner? ! Kill me! #
——I truly dislike you every day, but you are the boss?
——No, I am the boss.
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Small Theater
Everyone knew that Wu Qiyue and Pei Li were mortal enemies. The two of them became partners for no reason, and many people wanted to see the joke.
At the industry gathering that day, Pei Li was wearing a well-tailored and elegant suit, looking very dignified. As soon as she arrived, some girls came up to her and kept looking for topics to talk about: "Mr. Pei, Wu Qiyue is here and she is sitting there waiting for a man. We heard that she recently married a rich man, and he gave her a lot of jewelry, bags, and a house. Damn, I don't know what unlucky man there is."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Pei Li. He adjusted his watch and raised his eyes: "Sorry, her man is me."
# The pussy that has been pretending to be young is so delicious:)#
This is a story about growing up and becoming an opponent on the surface, but actually Paoyou (/ω＼)
Concept: A pair of childhood sweethearts, an interesting story about a girl chasing a boy
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Let's Pretend to Be Cowards
It looks good. I thought it didn't look good, but it turns out it looks good.
Can I recommend one to you?
The Chaldean Canteen is 90 years old, but it is still a canteen without heroes. . . If there is black tea later, Red Yama comes over. . .
My wife made a typo - it must be Michichiri
Will you update it today?
I have been chasing it all the way, and I have reached the end. I have read many of your articles. See you in the next article. Congratulations on the completion. Spread the flowers.
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