When I graduated from graduate school, I thought I would reach the pinnacle of my life, but I ended up being forced to go on blind dates.
When I thought life was just daily necessities, I ended up traveling through time.
When I thought this was an ancient otaku essay, I ended up becoming a monk.
When I thought that I would be a green lantern and an ancient Buddha in this life, I ended up wandering around the world.
Since God is playing tricks on me like this, I will break this day!