Tang Asheng read through tens of thousands of books on fantasy, cultivation, and immortality, thinking he had learned the essence of cultivation, but unexpectedly he was slapped in the face every minute in another world.
"What is cultivation?" Asked an unscrupulous old man.
"Cultivation can be divided into spinning, enlightening, bigu, golden elixir, Yuanying, integration, Mahayana, overcoming tribulations, and then you can ascend to become an immortal; it can also be divided into refining Qi, refining Qi to transform into gods, refining gods to return to the void, refining the void to combine with the Tao, and become earth immortals, heavenly immortals, golden immortals, immortal kings, immortal emperors, and finally immortal. Others include cultivating demons, cultivating Taoism, cultivating demons, cultivating Buddhism, etc..."
"Fart!" The old Taoist scolded: "True cultivation is divided into four realms: chemoheterotrophy, chemoautotrophy, photoheterotrophy and photoautotrophy. Finally, light is used as energy and carbon dioxide is used as carbon source. Only by eating grains that do not absorb oxygen can you live forever!"
A certain student: "Is this Chinese?"
"What is spiritual power?"
"The bastard spirit in a cultivator?"
"Fart!" The old Taoist scolded: "Spiritual power is ATP! Adenosine triphosphate!"
Tang Asheng was completely turned into ashes by thunder.
Okay, I admit, this is a pseudo-popular science article with the appearance of cultivating immortality. The male protagonist and the female protagonist fall in love sweetly and fight against each other sweetly.
However, the male protagonist is very timid and has a crush on the female protagonist, but he is forced to call her sister. . . . .
This article is slow to gain steam.