The way to open a childhood sweetheart is not necessarily Wu Nong's soft words and affectionate feelings, but also beep, beep, bang, clang, clang, clang.
His cousin is her adoptive father:
When they first met, he thought she was a monkey.
When her hair reaches her waist, he wants her to give birth to monkey cubs.
At that time, the green plum was chasing the bamboo horse. Later, the bamboo horse took a small green plum in its mouth.
As lonely and cold as him, he was defeated by her Yunuan Qianrou.
Nonsensical Little Theater:
Nuan Tuanzi: "Don't you like the lush green prairie? Go ahead and I wish you can bring back a wild horse."
Da Bingshan: "Then why are you sharpening your knife? Like a butcher."
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Nuan Tuanzi: "Indifferent and distant, huh, he is just a drama queen!"
Da Bingshan: "Gentle as water, hehe, she is a firecracker!"
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Nuan Tuanzi: "Your integrity has been shattered into ice, blocking my way."
Da Bingshan: "For you, I don't even want the ice ballast. I turn it into a clear stream along the way, and it flows into your heart."
Nuantuanzi: "Nasty."
Big iceberg: "ice-skinned."
Reading guide:
1. Sweet text, one-to-one
2. Machiavellian type, no house fighting
3. The heroine is a soft girl, raised in a boudoir, and often shows up for the sake of the plot.