Serious version: It is said that a snake becomes a python after practicing for a thousand years, an anaconda after practicing for a thousand years, and becomes a dragon after cultivating for a thousand years. After cultivating a dragon for a thousand years, it must be like a human being to ask for the title. The chosen one only has to answer "If you become an immortal, you will go to heaven, if you become a dragon, you will enter the sea." On the other hand, if you shout "What a big snake", then the destined person will not be able to live in peace for the rest of his life. "Mmp, only ghosts know such ancient rumors. Isn't it embarrassing to choose me?" Jiaolong "mmp, if you practice for a thousand years and it will be destroyed, then you give it to me." Become a daughter-in-law and collect some interest." Non-serious version: Zhima kindheartedly helped an uncle avoid the disaster of using red envelopes to extend his life, but he didn't know that it would bring him great trouble. Ling Xiao "I am trouble, huh?" Zhima looked guilty, "What's going on? Yes, I am the one who is in trouble, digging a hole for myself to jump into." Meow looked shocked: "Zhiqi, you are the roundworm in Meow's belly, how do you know that Meow took the money to buy dried fish?" "What? It's obviously stealing, so don't gild yourself," Zhi Qi rolled her eyes and didn't even bother to look at Meow Meow, who had a proud look on her face: "Anyway, Meow has money to buy dried fish." The next day, at the supermarket downstairs, "Hey, 110, there's a thief in my house! What's missing? Well, a few packs of dried fish, and a hundred-yuan bill..."
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