Instructions for consumption:
A program producer with no other special abilities except the ability to attract ghosts + X + a Chinese language and literature teacher who has lived for more than a thousand years
Talking about falling in love and fighting monsters, doing nothing but doing your job.
The following are two one-minute quick questions and answers about a certain fish to the protagonist:
(1)
A certain fish: What should I do if the subject doesn't know how to cook?
Xiaojing: I can!
A certain fish: What should I do if my partner doesn't like tidying up the room?
Xiaojing: I'll come!
A certain fish: How to solve the problem that the object always attracts ghosts?
Xiaojing: I can catch ghosts!
A certain fish: What should I do if the subject dies?
Xiaojing: I will chase him for a thousand years!
A certain fish: Hahahaha, then I wish you a happy marriage!
(2)
A certain fish: Who is the most beautiful in the world?
Xiao He: I'm Brother Jing!
A certain fish: Then who is the most powerful in the world?
Xiao He: I'm Brother Jing!
A certain fish: Then...
Xiao He (nymphomaniac face): Brother Jing is here, don't talk anymore, I'm leaving first...
A certain fish (sadly): Hey... I haven't finished speaking yet...
Welcome to collect my current words: "I am the white moonlight in my ex-husband's heart"
There is also a pre-receipt of the article: "I opened a brothel in ancient times"
A short story written by my English fan, Ou Xiang: "The Man Who Becomes All Might"
Intention: