Also known as "Your Golden Finger Has Been Broken"
System: There is a scumbag here. Do you want to know about it?
Gu Yan: Okay, it's been arranged.
Zha Gong: Where is my golden finger? ! What about a big golden finger?
Gu Yan: I'm sorry, I broke the love debt you owed me.
The imperial eagle dog:
Zha Gong: I am born romantic and have countless close friends. There are always people crying and wanting to be with me.
Gu Yan: Sorry, your close friend seems to have climbed the wall.
Bamboo horses break up the gang:
Zha Gong: Sorry, if you have money, you can do whatever you want.
Gu Yan: Wake up, you are bankrupt now.
The "fallen" noble's return gift:
Zha Gong: I am God's most beloved pastor and my Lord's representative in the world!
Gu Yan: Dear, how does it feel to be abandoned by God and become a dark creature?
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And other weird ideas
The main character is Sususususu.