Copywriting A——
Customer: Your company claims that you can find everything here, right? My daughter has been kidnapped. Find her quickly.
Company: Sorry sir, we do not undertake the business of finding people, we only look for non-living things.
Customer: Well, please find me where are the shoes my daughter was wearing when she was kidnapped.
Company: OK, please read and sign the power of attorney carefully and pay the fee, one hundred yuan.
Customer: It's so cheap. Pay me immediately and sign.
Company: Hello, sir. What you are looking for is still on your daughter's feet.
Customer: ...(Vomiting blood, died.)
Company: Next.
Copywriting B——
A is nonsense. This is actually a story about a team searching for artifacts from a lost civilization and looking for a way to a distant place. In the team, there are graceful elves, honest stone men, dark-skinned Homo sapiens with high IQ, yellow-skinned Homo sapiens with philanthropy, and adventurous Neanderthals.
Copywriting C——
The main male is a twin, one disappears, the other appears, and the two compete. The artifact is a singularity in space, through which one can travel to interstellar civilizations.
Other D——
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