After Failing to Ascend, I Just Wanted to Farm

Cultivation Tabloid: After your ascension failed, what are your next plans for cultivation? Ji Xian: I don't want to practice anymore. I plan to farm. One year later. Cultivation Tabloid: Didn't you go farming? Why did you grow so fast? Ji Xian, who has already established the foundation: Oh, maybe my spiritual field aura is too much, so I really went to farm. Everyone in the cultivation world: Bah! Liar, don't believe it. A hundred years later. Cultivation Tabloid: Ji, Venerable Ji, how do you manage to increase your cultivation level so quickly while farming? Do you have any secrets you can share with us... Ji Xian was silent for a second, and in the eyes of everyone looking forward to it: First of all, you must fail to ascend... Everyone in the world of cultivation! ! Then your spiritual consciousness must allow the sky thunder to create a crack, and finally a fairy seed must fly into this crack, so that you can have a piece of fairyland~ Planting a small field, cultivating something is all in the clouds, if you have time, you can also have a small love ~ Preview of the fantasy sweet article: "Swapping bodies with a rich man", please check the author's column, okay! What does it feel like to wake up and become a man? Song Mian: I never thought that one day I would stand up and go to the toilet... Song Mian picked up a valuable-looking jade pendant, took it home and put it beside her pillow. When she woke up, she became a man. Looking at myself in the mirror, I feel handsome. She was ready to accept the fact of becoming a man, but the jade pendant on her body spoke. With a voice that was all too familiar to her, the person opposite said: Hello, I am Lu Qingshi... It seems like we have switched bodies. Lu Qingshi was the golden bachelor in H city, the dream lover of countless girls, and countless wealthy ladies wanted to marry him. However, one afternoon, the paparazzi squatting in front of the gorgeous community photographed a long-haired girl who opened the door of Lu Qingshi's house. Song Mian: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! This article is also known as "Accidentally Became a Male God" and "The Days I Became a Domineering President" Pre-collection of interstellar sweet articles: "Strive to be a cultural person [interstellar]" Copywriting: Tang Hua, a good young man of the 21st century, traveled to the interstellar age. Faced with the rapid development of science and technology and the backward cultural development of the interstellar world, Tanghua decided to return to his old career and pick up his old profession - writing novels. He is riding high in the novel world with his master system, but the style of the Interstellar Era Network is like this... Tang Hua wrote a food article. Heizi: Author XX stole my recipe. Tang Hua: If you have the ability to compete with me in cooking, if you lose, you will be my son! Melon-eating people: Competition, competition! After writing the article about food, Tang Hua wrote another article about traditional Chinese medicine. Heizi: Bullshit Chinese medicine, it's all lies, we have to ban this liar author. Tang Hua: A certain government boss suffered from a mental breakdown. I cured him, using traditional Chinese medicine, which made him smile. People who eat melons: This melon is a bit big, I'm excited! … Later, Tang Hua wrote an interstellar novel. This time there are no sunspots, it's a direct interstellar war. Before going to the battlefield, Xie Yan, wearing a battle armor, proposed to Tang Hua with the driving engine of the mecha (the heart of the mecha). Tang Hua said: When you come back safely, I will consider whether to marry you. Conception: