(This article is a serious spoof!!! It is purely made up by the author out of boredom. Any similarities are purely coincidental, and any offense is purely a misunderstanding)
God ahhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !
God ahhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !
Jade Emperor Ahhhhhh! ! ! ! !
God ahhhhhhh! ! ! !
Zi ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !
Tathagata Buddha Ahhh! ! ! ! !
"What's the fuss about?" An old man suddenly appeared next to him. He was skinny, but from his twisted wrinkles, it was easy to tell that he must have been a handsome boy when he was 10 years old.
(Author: —__—... You are not tired either...)
The handsome old man gently tugged on his long beard, stretched out his hand to pull on his dirty white robe, and glanced at me: "Are you looking for me?"
I took a breath: "You are..."
"My surname is Emperor, with the word Tian, my name is Jade Emperor, and my name is Son of God. What's wrong?"
"..."
He gave me a look of disapproval.
"Then what should I call you...?" I asked cautiously.
"Just ask me to come to Buddha. I'll add my surname."
The corner of my mouth is twitching...