I thought I picked up a squirrel, but it turned out to be a baby panda?
I thought I could embark on the path of being the ultimate shit-sucker who masturbates pandas, but the panda spirit said he was not a panda?
Of course I'm not an ordinary panda
So what are you?
Very beautiful panda
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Xu Yean opened a hotel in the deep mountains and old forests, thinking that with the nature reserve at his back, he could relax and recuperate, and darken his hair that had turned gray overtime. Who would have thought that monsters from all walks of life would keep coming and making all kinds of unbelievable requests.
Monster A: Are you a programmer? Then can you get me a human profile?
Monster B: Can you cook? Just watch this mountain god burn.
Monster C: Boss, did you see how I lost my head last time?
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Xu Yean considered for the 109th time whether to close down shop...
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