A Naruto fanfic with Haruno Sakura as the protagonist, Yuri...
Am I Sakura? No, please call me devil...
Sakura, who loves peppers, unexpectedly meets Shiro, who loves tomatoes, and the two cherish each other. And Zabuza turned out to be an alien, Prince Mayonnaise from a planet called Mayonnaise, so they teamed up to raid Cardo's property...
Anyone who has watched Gintama knows what I'm talking about...