Xiao Yuan is a professional writer on a certain green website. His language is humorous and colorful, and he is very good at using broad and profound Chinese characters. He is nicknamed "Pippi Shrimp"
Under the guidance of his "cute and well-behaved" fans, this person signed up for Haitang Driving School to obtain a driver's license (training for experienced drivers). Eventually, he became addicted to driving and couldn't help himself. He took a group of fans to the Pacific Ocean every day.
Until one day, the naughty and promiscuous Xiao Yuan was targeted by the investigation.
Original:
Reader: Ajiu rushes to the duck! Sisters, weld the car doors shut! (Screaming)
Xiao Yuan: Passengers, please stand firm and support yourself, and pay attention to safety under your feet.
After the review comes:
Reader: Ajiu, hurry up and don't be cowardly! ! !
Xiao Yuan: Fasten your seat belt, dear~
Review: Huh? (Expressionless)
Xiao Yuan: No, I suddenly remembered that there was something urgent at home today, so I might as well forget it. (Guilty)
Later, Xiao Yuan discovered that the reviewer was the roommate he shared a room with, and that he had been boiled in warm water.
Xiao Yuan: (with complicated mood) Don't ask, just ask is ntm
This article is also called "Did Xiao Yuan drive today?" "Every time I drive, I get caught by police" "The little brother I live with has evil intentions"
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Ps: 1. This article is updated daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly, so please be cautious when entering the trap. (Manual highlight)
2. Refuse to make empty remarks.
3. This article is fictitious and its logic has been swallowed up by me, so you can't find it.
4. Due to Xiao's professional issues, "comments" will appear in the article, and may be repeated in large quantities for the sake of atmosphere effect.
5. Xiao's pen name is [Jiu Yuan], and readers generally think that he is a girl (Tan Shou)