I'm making a fool of myself again: It's a (happy) forum-style short story for everyone to enjoy. Okay, then,
Get ready, start.
Note: The main cp is with Ka, Mingzuo, and Zhuban. The deputy cp is uncertain: it may be all card or quanfei. Kunoichi such as Sakura, Hinata, Tsunade, etc. Are not fujoshi. (Big brain...)
Newspaper office, newspaper office, newspaper office. Say important things three times to understand them. (Extremely frightened. Jpg, Take the blame and run away. Gif)
Obito: Kakashi, you've been a bit awkward lately.
Kakashi: Obito, stop making trouble. Are you angry again today? Come and eat the red bean cake.
Obito: I'm so happy.
Naruto: Sasuke, you've been a bit awkward lately.
Sasuke: Hey, you have another convulsion today? Come take your medicine soon.
Naruto: Sasuke...
Hashirama: Banban, you've been a bit awkward lately.
Madara: Hashirama, don't make trouble, sir, I'm always like this. Don't disturb me, get out!
Hashirama: I'm so pitiful
Intention: