Gu Jue went down the mountain to rob, and when he came back, there was a beautiful little Jiaojiao in his room who neither cried nor made trouble.
Xiao Jiaojiao looked at him eagerly: I will be your wife.
Gu Jue scratched his head, feeling satisfied. If he didn't accept the good things that came to his door, he would be punished.
The little wife has a delicate body and is easy to push down. She speaks softly and softly. After only half a month here, he has been reduced to the "grandfather of the village". Everyone who meets him always says "Madam said..." "Madam asked..."
Whose village is this?
He finally accepted the reality, believed that he was the superior of the village, and wanted to use his children to enhance his status.
Result——
There was a loud sound in the sky, and the father-in-law made a brilliant appearance!
There is no such thing as a free lunch, and the fair-skinned and beautiful little wife does not just appear for no reason...
The first thing the father-in-law did when they met was to steal his little Jiaojiao? Take away his child? !
Absolutely not! How had he, a bandit leader, ever been so cowardly in his life? Xiongzhouzhou went down the mountain in high spirits!
He knelt down on the ground and said, "Dad, what's in Jiaojiao's belly is your own grandson!" ?
The father-in-law's eyelids twitched and he really wanted to kick him out...
Taking the imperial examination and entering the court, where is Xiao Jiaojiao and where is he! The father-in-law told Master Zhi not to be afraid, and his childhood sweetheart left alone!
Demining: In the early part of the book, the male and female protagonists are fighting wits and courage in the mountain bandits' den, and in the later part of the book, the husband and wife join forces to spread sugar and abuse the scum in the court.
Open this next book:
"That traitor is targeting me"
Copywriting: Shen Yannong traveled through time and became a widow whose husband died the day after entering the palace.
The seventeen-year-old orphan Queen Mother, and the young emperor who was inexplicably dependent on her, Shen Yannong knew that her survival depended on the words of the Taifu Gu Xingyan. In order to survive, she could only hug the traitor's thigh tightly.
The treacherous minister said to the east, but she did not dare to go to the west.
When traitors kill people, she looks out for him.
Working in embarrassment, committing all kinds of evil.
I also have to blow rainbow farts in front of this treacherous minister every day.
Shen Yannong actually just wanted to gain some favorability so that Gu Xingyan would spare her a life for the sake of being well-behaved and pleasant. Maybe the acting was too realistic and the blowing was so sincere that even Shen Yannong himself believed it in a daze.
Small theater:
Shen Yannong was secretly listing Gu Xingyan's top ten crimes:
The day before yesterday, I fell down in the Imperial Garden and was hugged by a traitor around the waist - Meng Lang was impudent and frivolous towards the Queen Mother!
Yesterday, when reviewing the memorial in the royal study, the treacherous minister drank from her cup - the following is the wrongful act, the Queen Mother is frivolous!
Today——
Out of the corner of her eye, she caught someone walking in. She immediately put away her notebook, turned her head and spoke seriously to her son who was practicing calligraphy:
"The Grand Tutor helped you to rise to power in times of crisis. You must remember this kindness. In the future, you must work diligently and love the people, and do not let down the Grand Tutor's expectations."
The cheap son was overly brainwashed and actually answered seriously: "Don't worry, mother, your son and ministers will respect the Taifu just like they respect their father."
Gu Xingyan smiled and said nothing.
Shen Yannong: ....
This is not necessary.
Concept: If a woman is not ruthless, her status will be unstable