The Years I Spent Teaching Chinese to Animals [Interstellar]

Introduction 1: Theme: What should I do if I accidentally travel to an alien world and don't understand the language? And, what would you like to do? First floor: Thank you for the invitation. As a human being who has worn it once, I think I have the best say. First of all, I am a male biolinguist who can communicate with aliens normally just by listening to them speak three sentences. Secondly, it is a good choice to let all of them speak Chinese. Introduction 2: As a biological linguist who is born with the ability to understand various animal and human languages, Memorial woke up and found that he had traveled to the interstellar world and became the only human being in the entire interstellar world. Memorial: "..." I can't live this day! Then he discovered that there were so many planets in these interstellar planets that the people on each planet could not understand each other's words. Memorial: "!" I seem to smell the way to get rich! It seems I can still go back to my old job~... Maybe I can teach Chinese again? From then on, the daily life in the interstellar world - Chinese dragons, foreign dragons, American shorthairs, leopards, rabbits, and pandas sat side by side, and the leading man knocked on the blackboard, "Come, read with me - a, o, e, i, u, v." A generation of all-species translators and interstellar Chinese teachers were born. [Note] ① Man | Wife complains about the second-rate shou (Memorial) x Chinese Dragon Chinese Dragon Attack (Yan Man) ② There are forum bodies, don't think too much about rationality ③ World view setting: There are many planets next to each other in the interstellar world. Different planets have different human races, and different human races have different animal bodies. ——The next book is "The Cannon Fodder Male Partner His Character Is Falling Every Day", please collect it—— [The copy will be left on 2021/09/02] Pei Xian is a comment anchor. His greatest pleasure is to complain live about the stupid points in different novels and TV series. Suddenly one day during the live broadcast, the circuit in his home exploded. When Pei Xian woke up in a daze, he found that he was bound to the Beng character system XX1. System XX1: "The world you live in is a composite world that is affected by the magnetic field and accidentally overlaps the world of campus polyamory, the world of sadomasochism in the crematorium, the world of spiritual cultivation, the world of suspense and horror, and the world of horror and supernatural beings. And you are the common male partner after the overlapping and merging of these worlds." Pei Xian: "." System XX1: "In the near future, you will - In the campus literary world line, he played the role of the affectionate, gentle and noble second male lead, who agreed to the heroine's courtship but was abandoned later; In the world of the entertainment industry, he serves as a second-tier starlet who is a bitch-loving dog. He trusts his sincerity but is treated as a substitute by his sweetheart; In the world line of supernatural cultivation, he became a stumbling block for the protagonist and was slapped in the face; In a scary and supernatural world, you accidentally walked into a scary haunted house, and as cannon fodder, the second male lead was cut into pieces by the devil. Only by working hard to destroy the character can you save your life. " Pei Xian, who knew the script of his life in advance: "... I think I can save it a little more!" As a result, he began to crazily destroy characters in various world lines. ———— The main line of campus literature—— The silly and sweet heroine, who looks ordinary but has a friendly personality, confesses her love to him with a blushing face. Pei Xian: "Sorry, I don't like women." Hostess: "!??" Main line of entertainment articles—— The donor looked at the ascetic and sexy face of the person in front of him and threw out a check: "80 million, follow me for one year." Pei Xian: "Sorry, I don't like men." Donor: "...?" Pei Xian glanced at his lower body and said expressionlessly: "And you are not as big as me." The financial owner was furious: "???" Thrilling horror main line—— It rained heavily while Pei Xian was climbing the mountain. When he looked up, he saw a dilapidated and eerie hut in the forest. The wooden door of the cabin, which was so dilapidated that only the door frame was left, creaked and swayed in the wind. The inner hall where he couldn't see his fingers was like a bottomless abyss, tempting him to enter the house. Audience: "It's so scary. You should go in and have a look!" Pei Xian stood there and unzipped his pants: "It is said that children urinate to ward off evil spirits." Abyss Evil Ghost: "." He slowly retracted his hand. Suspense and horror main line—— The reality show variety show invites Pei Xian, who is already a top anchor in the country, to participate in the ship's real-life NPC script killing: Pei Xian refused: "It can't be helped, secret room murders are prone to occur in confined spaces." Director: "..." Live CS game variety show invites Pei Xian to participate in the experience: Pei Xian: "Thank you for the invitation. There is no need to participate. There are many people in the program, and blank ammunition can easily be replaced by real ammunition." Director team: "." High energy warning 1. "Mediocre" hides his identity and attacks 2. Determined to make a bedtime book that is joyful and healing, without much plot. 3. Thank you for your reward, it's too much to read, but don't criticize me, otherwise I will cry to you, eh eh eh! Intention: Intention to be added