① Attracted by Giotto's charm (splendid beauty), I joined the Vongola Self-Defense Force, eating a lot while atonement for my sins.
It was agreed upon at the beginning: food and accommodation included, life insurance, five insurances and one fund, no need to listen to what the boss said, money, many things, little position, high power, little responsibility, only a clerical job, no other appointments.
So…
Being held hostage by Spedo, I roared angrily: Did you agree to have life insurance? ! !
②Me: It's none of my business if you want to create Vongola who "will be frightened just by hearing his name"!
Spedo: Well, give me a reason not to kill you.
Me: Does it count that I am Elena's personally admitted best lover? ... I'm sorry>man<put the knife down! I am a civil servant! Civilian! Did you agree not to kill civil servants? !
③Actually, things are not as sad as I thought. At least I was finally rich, learned how to bartend, had a Valkyrie on her knees, and was married to a male god.
Thinking this way, I'm not at a loss at all, okay?
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K is the author himself, that's right!
I'm just kidding myself...
There is no way my autobiography will be a hit.
Fill in the holes for me, you bastard!
There is a knife in the sugar, the knife is coated with poison, and the poison is also mixed with gold and garbage.