Damn it is so unlucky, (oh, I forgot that good children are not allowed to say bad words, hehe) I was born in the Qing Dynasty after sleeping for no reason. Which bastard is squeezing my head. Oh my god, I have a headache that is about to explode. I wonder if it's a hallucination. I seem to hear someone talking. Empress, push harder, hurry up, empress, push harder, it's coming out soon. If I push harder my head will explode. I'm so unsympathetic. Phew, it's finally out. My dear, look at the big red cloud in the sky! Hey, why is there a huge wave in front of my eyes? He actually let me lean against his boobs, and I wanted to protest. I cry to see what you will do. Wow wow wow, after a while loud cries echoed through the sky.