Introduction to ancient poetry:
I see the plum blossoms proud of the wind and frost, and they bloom nine times with a smile on my face.
The Chinese New Year has passed since the beginning, and I have been looking forward to returning home several times.
Orthodox introduction:
When I was in the 21st century, people who respected me called me "Nine Sisters", and people who didn't respect me called me "Ajiu".
Damn, I was unlucky. It was just my bad luck. It was just a routine matter. I took my sister with me to the opposite street with a machete to clean up the fat tits that were always angry and dissatisfied with me. Who knows..., TMD, when I was crossing the road, I don't know which bastard called me "Ninth Sister" behind me. I was distracted and looked back, but...
Good deeds have good causes, evil deeds have retribution, the laws of nature are cyclical, and God is fair. If one day my ninth sister can survive the catastrophe and climb out of the sewers, the thief who stole the manhole cover, be careful!
What is this place? Which bullshit dynasty?
In fact, any dynasty will do, it is better not to die, as long as it is not the Qing Dynasty, TMD, I hate men with big braids and baldness!
What do you call me? ——Master Jiu!
A woman wears a man's clothes?
No, there's more...
Became a eunuch?
No, it's still the same, it hasn't changed!
So... What's going on...
The story of a top-notch evil woman and a group of beautiful attackers and beautiful lovers! Wakaka...
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