My name is Ling Yuexi, and there is a guy named Miserable next to me! Hou, don't hit me! I know your name is Cangbei, not Miserable!!
My name is Ling Yuexi, and I am a dignified seven-foot tall man! What, you asked me what I look like! Huo Huo, I look like Pan An, look like Song Yu, and I am even smarter than Bao Gong! A person like me is worthy of being a pillar in the world!
Hou! Cang Bei! Why did I offend you again?! Why did you say that I look like an idiot, talk like an idiot, walk like a cerebral palsy, and have a mind like a fool!!!
My age is "twenty-eight". Listen clearly, it is "twenty-eight" sixteen, not twenty-eight! And the miserable comrade next to me is on his way to a funeral!
The lady below who opens and closes her mouth, what do you want to ask?
What! You ask if we are related to "that" one, okay! I know everything about the beautiful lady, but which one is "that" one?
Huohuo! This is a very scheming article about court struggle. I, Ling Yuexi, kindly remind everyone that it is said that N centuries ago, a certain man named Aji Wude read my story and ran to their king like crazy and said, "Give me a fulcrum, and I will lift the earth!" I heard that his reason was a certain comrade named Ling Yuexi. He could conquer the entire court and the world with his "intelligence", so why couldn't he pry open the earth? It is said that his words led to later generations even studying the lever theorem! From this, it can be seen that this is really a palace struggle story about a battle of wits and courage.
What, after saying so much, you still don't believe it?! Then read on—